Thought I would be brave and take out some rubbish while neighbour from hell was just coming home.
Oh what a mistake that was.
Now to explain. I live in a flat owned by the local authority, I'm top floor, she is the flat downstairs. The rest of the houses in the terrace are private owned. Housemartins nest above a lot of my windows, they have done since I was a child. Every now and then the council will remove the nests, but they always come back and rebuild the nests. Right now, there is a nest above my kitchen window, which happens to be above her back door. She has always complained about the birds. She was telling me she has been onto the council to get the nest removed because she is fed up of vermin shitting on her doorstep (her words, housemartins are vermin apparently). Council obviously can't do it now since the birds at nesting. She has been onto local councillors to get them to fight her case and request that netting is put up to stop them nesting there again. If not, she knows there are special boards that can go up to stop them nesting, so she will get those priced and send me a bill for my share since it will be above my kitchen window.
Eh no, she can fuck right off. She was absolutely raging when I told her how long the birds have been nesting there and that I won't support any action that prevents the birds from being able to nest in future, I sure as hell won't be paying for anything like that.
I am absolutely raging, after we had been getting on so well lately.
I knew my good day wouldn't last 😣 I am pretty sure I am just not designed to be around people.
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