#wss366 06/08 #Plain
@benetnasch (#Lovecraft / #LordDunsany
*** Von Planten’s Potion****
** Part 1 **
It was a PLAIN bottle high on a shelf. Cobwebs hung from it in a thick gray sheet, so dense it was hard to see. No different from the moth-gray canopy that covered everything. Century-old dust hung in the air, disturbed by their feet. No one had been here for decades. Only grandfather adventurers knew of it, and for them it was a tale told by their grandfather’s grandfather.
Siegfried revealed the bottle when he removed the novel “When Immortals Die.” It stood out, an oddity, one of the tower’s few works of fiction, tucked among philosophy, esotericism, and magical texts. So unimportant, the imprisoned ghosts of Alexandrian librarians had not bothered to protect it. Instead, they merely sat in a corner whispering forgotten histories or dusting the spines of the volumes.
The brown glass bottle, hidden behind the book, was so old that the glass had slumped, like melted wax. From where they stood, they could see a faded, peeling label but not read it.
“This is what I came for,” Siegfried said, showing it to his bronze-armed companion Ajax. Ajax had not seen him smile like this for ages. Not since his love, the Dream Countess Charlotte of Far Mourning Azai, had faded.
Ajax looked at the bottle with curiosity. “It must be special for us to have crossed the Sea of Ghosts and the Mountains of Madness.” Ajax glanced down to where his shadow had once been. “And the PLAIN of Lost Souls, where the shadows forget their owners.”
The tower’s isolation kept looters away, along with the reputation of its last owner, a minor and thoroughly eccentric alchemist, Sir Fritzefield von Planten. A man whose name was a footnote to a footnote in a long-forgotten collection of jokes and amusing anecdotes.
“It is. This is von Planten’s greatest achievement,” Siegfried said with awe. “Randolph Carter told me about it before he vanished into the Tower of Silence. He heard about it from Faust in a fate-weighted dream.”
“Well, from what I’ve heard, von Planten would have been lucky to brew mead without it turning to vinegar. Was it worth ruining your cloak of invisibility fighting the Greblings of the PLAIN?”
“Indeed, it was. I do not even regret breaking the Adamantine Blade of Thunder or wearing out Mercury’s Seven League Sandals. And yes, von Planten was a nincompoop, but it is his incompetence that makes him the perfect person to succeed where others failed. He set out to create a potion of immortality. This is the result.”
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