#WorksOnMyMachine

KewlCatKewlCat
2025-07-09

@marnic @aeris :-p

Plus sérieusement, non ça ne me dit rien, desolé

@tofticles okay? Det var syret! #WorksOnMyMachine 😅

2025-06-15

@echo_pbreyer #WorksOnMyMachine Danke, für die Antwort trotzdem. Großer Fan! Danke vor allem für die Hilfe Assange zu befreien!

Reinhard Lacknermacf00bar@hachyderm.io
2025-05-29

Just to be on record:
I honestly didn’t expect that even non-YAML code (👀 @nuke build – yeah, I’m talking to you...) would require just as many fucking never-ending commits.
Azure DevOps has proven me wrong. (lol)

The real pain point?
No local test run
No Run pipeline locally
Zero feedback until you PR, merge, and let it rip on main

So yeah, we’re basically testing on the main branch. In production. In 2025.
For everything else, there’s: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, I firmly believe that not only Carthage must be destroyed, but also:

- CI/CD with no local feedback loop
- “Works on my machine” excuses
_ YAML files that silently break on pasted tabs
- And every doc that starts with “just”

And yes — I really thought nuke build would make things better...
But after 24 hours of commits, checks, and trial-and-error, I’ve been proven otherwise (and I really wanted to make it work and local debugging is awesome — but it’s useless when the docs are a soggy mess and don’t reflect reality.)

#DevOps #AzureDevOps #YAML #NukeBuild #CI #CICD #MainBranchDrivenDevelopment
#WorksOnMyMachine #AgileStruggles #ModernDev #CarthagoDelendaEst #DevHumor
#BuildFail #DebuggingHell #LocalIsNotProd #SoftwareEngineering #DotNet #DevLife

2025-05-29

@Crell if you like wasting memory and CPU resources, relying on extra external steps for your HTML, and giving your browser less ability to serve you, and making more work for yourself... Sure, then controversial use of additional tech without fall-backs loads fine on your box at least. #worksOnMyMachine

TechGeeksApparelTechGeeksApparel
2025-04-25

Worked Fine in Dev. Ops Problem Now.
Classic finger-pointing begins here.
Blame the pipeline: techgeeksapparel.com/worked-fi

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-13

🚀 Scott Werner has discovered the ultimate secret: fix bugs by throwing cents at them! 💸 In a valiant attempt to make sense of "Wasting Inferences," readers are left wondering if there's an actual point or if it's just another episode of "Works on My Machine." 😅
worksonmymachine.substack.com/

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-04-13

@kaia you use apt or dnf for that…

#WorksOnMyMachine #Linux

Aaron Sumnerruralocity
2025-04-05

I have a lot of bees in my bonnet and started dealing with one of them today. github.com/ruralocity/dc-port-

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-03-16
Montegasppα Cacilhας Ⓐ♾️🇵🇸cacilhas@mas.to
2025-02-15

@samedev Well… we’ll always have well-tested mature software to blame for the flaws of our brand-new all-cool-kids-use-it technology. #worksOnMyMachine quality label

PositivDenken 🤯zeank
2025-02-15

My last flight had an onboard entertainment system accessed through a local WiFi without internet. To get to it you had to scan a QR code that led to an URL on the local network. Albeit it was shortened using one of those URL shorteners. 🫣

mastodon.social/@jrychter/1140

kevin ⁂ (he/him)KevinGimbel@fosstodon.org
2025-01-27

deepseek-r1:8b can correctly provide the number of R's in the word STRAWBERRY, a thing openAI didn't manage to accomplish with their absurd amounts of money.

#ai #ollama #worksonmymachine

A screenshot with loads of reasoning about the letter R in the word Strawberry. The LLM counts letters multiple times and comes to the right conclusion.
GuacamOlé 🥑guacamole@chaos.social
2025-01-24

So Piero ist soweit dass ichs in die Welt hinaus lassen möchte. Mit vielen Videos ausprobiert und funzt soweit sehr gut.

(Ihr kriegts sicher noch kaputt mit kaputten Videofiles. etc. :) )

Kleines Demovideo:
youtube.com/watch?v=2WifdGUhIs

Für die zwei Leute hier, die Videos unter Linux bearbeiten: Viel Spaß :)

Zu finden auf Github:
github.com/Guacam-Ole/Piero

#WorksOnMyMachine #Piero #DaVinciResolve #LinuxMint

Oh, another CLI tool powered by Node.js. How… innovative. Let me just spin up a new isolated environment, wrangle dependencies, and pray my Node version aligns with your masterpiece. Truly, the pinnacle of software engineering. 👏

Am I the only person which is annoyed of these script kiddy solutions, where you need a whole dev environment to use a CLI tool?
We even generate Infrastructure in Node.js. What can go wrong. 🤷‍♀️ The quality of tools is embarrassing nowadays, and it does not get better with AI.

#WorksOnMyMachine #NodeJS #DevLife #Development #kiss #DependencyHell #WorksOnMyMachine

Dev sitting on a CLI Tool which needs a lot of dependencies
Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2024-09-11

@alxlg @Tanuki @OS1337 @aphyr personally, I think #Docker & #Kubernetes are the #Memenetes-taken-serious approach to "#WorksOnMyMachine!" by literally doing: "Then we'll ship your machine!"...

Why else would anyone #ClownEnergy such #cursed tech?

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2024-05-11

@Szwendacz if it were so easy then @fuchsiii wouldn't go through all the effort to version-manage and dynamically switch between different #wine versions.

Also being dependent on #Valve isn't a good idea for #RetroGaming because to get Proton running one's kinda forced to have #Steam up and running.

Right now she's contemplating on what workaround for the "#WorksOnMyMachine" / "#WorksOnBareMetal" problem can be used and having setup some #BareMetal to do some testing and reverse-engineering / debugging stuff with a clear "is" vs. "should" compareable setup.

Sorry if this seem a bit vent-ish...
I've just seen a lot more behind the scenes development re: her wine hacks and found your post quite #demotivating...

  • But I can't spoil that much more as of now...
Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2024-04-12

@dysfun I got no access issues...

But I don't use the #censored by #Contentmafia #DNS aka. CUII but instead #OpenNIC because #FuckContentmafia and #InternetCensorship!

So yeah... I can recommend these DNS Servers...

#WorksFormMe #WorksOnMyMachine #WorksOnMyInternet #WorksOnMyNetwork

Plebian DevOpsplebiandevops
2024-02-27

Containers are for last night's leftovers.

Real engineers run unsigned binaries downloaded from a S3 bucket using checked in credentials on a 128 core instance in production.

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@mstdn.social
2023-12-17

@navi WTF?

Reminds me of the de-facto implementation of "#WorksOnMyMachine! - Okay we'll ship your machine then!" known as #Docker / #Kubernetes...

#Memenetes #ITmemes

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