Estoy preparando una canción en la que voy a hacer un remix con todos los diferentes gemidos que hago, que a mi edad ya son muchos. La voy a llamar 'Life noises' o algo así.
#creativity #groaner

@Ten

(Following up on the old #groaner
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!")

Why did 7 eat 9?

Because you're supposed to have three square meals a day.

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(from Tallie Falcon at Not Always Right: https://notalwaysright.com/this-dad-joke-has-some-bite-to-it/335524/ )

#groaners #pun #puns #jokes #DadJoke #DadJokes

#groaner

https://punnypeak.com/deli-puns/
"""I asked the deli for a good sandwich recommendation, but all they gave me was baloney!""

#deli #sandwiches #foodie #puns #funny #lunchtime #meatandcheese #yum #hungry #groaner"

Word Search Puzzle 438

Word List : #hydrol #unheard #carloads #jugglery #spriest #taping #jalur #raided #gearman #groaner #paiking #tangelos #canids #wongah #tualati #rebound #rightist #cotwal

http://karafinance.com/2024/02/27/word-search-puzzle-438/

#DadJokes #Puns #Groaner

Why do Flamenco Dancers catch the most fish?

Because they "cast da nets."

https://punnypeak.com/fridge-puns/
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅🥗 #fridge #foodpuns #funnyfriday #dadjokes #kitchenhumor #foodhumor #punny #lol #groaner #badjokes

https://punnypeak.com/tangerine-puns/ Why did the tangerine break up with the orange? Because it couldn't peel the love anymore! 🍊😂 #tangerinepuns #fruitjokes #citruscomedy #funnyfood #dadjokes #punny #lol #foodhumor #groaner #sillysaturday

"And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more." — Ogden Nash — — — #OgdenNash #quote #quotes #fun #joke #pun #humor #humorous #groaner #quip

#groaner

Shoe sizes are too confusing. All pairs of shoes should be the same size.

Two feet.

#groaner #puns #dadjokes

i put the #fun in #functional

jk #groan #groaner

@dgar #groaner :p

We remembered to stop at The Alamo! #DadJoke #groaner #daaaad

http://mastodon.social joke: if mastodon's an elephant, does that make all other socials...
...irrelephant?

#groaner

I love Masto's lack of tracking & ads & less spam 'n bot vs. twitter. Give it a try!

Maybe we can finally have nice things?

@servingworlds