Ordained by Pasta, Unbothered by Chaos

https://ericfoltin.com/2026/02/10/ordained-by-pasta-unbothered-by-chaos/

"Better walk down to Lidl and buy some apple juice because it's going to be a long night." 😂
I realized the absurdity of it after I said it out loud. Anyway, a third attempt to set up a Pi Hole tonight. Wish me luck!
https://pi-hole.net/
#pihole #absurdity #applejuice

#Absurdity Sandwiches Dept : #War erupts. Wide scale destruction and havoc are wrought. After a long misery the thing finally ends and rebuilding begins. Invariably adversaries realize at some point they could have skipped the war altogether and had lunch instead. The pattern repeats over and over and over again. This…is irritating

A quotation from Bill Watterson

   CALVIN: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it’s funny. Don’t you think it’s odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us?
   HOBBES: I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
   CALVIN: (after a pause) I can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.

Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
Calvin and Hobbes (1991-03-03)

More about this quote: wist.info/watterson-bill/81815…

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #billwatterson #calvinandhobbes #absurdity #evolution #existence #humancondition #humannature #humor #incomprehensibility #laughter #life #makesense #naturalselection #nonsense #reality #senseofhumor

#52booksin52weeks Subtitle, with a Comma - Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Terry Pratchett and that other guy. #terrypratchett #goodomens #endoftheworld #Fantasy #angels #Devils #freewill #humanity #dogma #absurdity #religion #christianity #ttrpgpodcast #gamemastersbookclub https://www.k-squareproductions.com/gmbc

@morgan that's brilliant. I propose everyone grab a handful of dildo's. Let's end this with hilarity 😂

#Absurdity #FascistFools

#QOTD #MasonCooley #existentialism #meaning #absurdity #nihilism #perception #Quotation #Quote

https://yahooeysblog.wordpress.com/2026/01/23/quote-of-the-day-5409/

The road crew's jackhammer stuttered. A parade of ducks waddled through the construction site, led by a limping elder with a gleaming glass eye. When he turned and winked at me, I realized life wasn't about perfection—it was about absurd, unexpected detours. My world tilted, and suddenly, everything made strange, beautiful sense. Then I went home and did some colouring. This tea is nice. #absurdity #change

Oh, look! Another #GitHub #markdown file that's apparently trying to teach us the art of #Reticulum enlightenment. 🤦‍♂️ Pro tip: if you're seeking #Zen, just skip the code and meditate on the #absurdity of yet another digital sermon. 🧘‍♀️💻
https://github.com/markqvist/Reticulum/blob/master/Zen%20of%20Reticulum.md #DigitalSermon #HackerNews #ngated

🚨BREAKING NEWS: A tech genius built a 'Gas Town' run by AI weasels! 🤖🐀 Forget oil and gas, we now need a PhD in nonsense to decode it. 🎓💥 Meanwhile, the world collectively rolls its eyes at this latest exercise in ego-fueled tech #absurdity. 🙄🔥
https://www.alilleybrinker.com/mini/gas-town-decoded/ #technews #AIweasels #GasTown #innovation #ego #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh, the audacity! Another "frontier intelligence" product that promises to reinvent... benchmarks? 🤦‍♂️ Because what we really need in our relentless march towards the #future is a speedier way to check how fast your device can run Angry Birds. 🙄 #innovation
https://blog.google/products/gemini/gemini-3-flash/ #innovation #frontierintelligence #benchmarks #technology #absurdity #HackerNews #ngated

🤡 Ah, the groundbreaking discovery of using "mortal bodies" to roll imaginary #dice. 🧠 Apparently, when phone batteries die, #creativity reaches peak #absurdity. 🔋🎲 If only they'd thought to bring, you know, actual dice. 🙃
https://blog.42yeah.is/algorithm/2023/08/05/two-person-die.html #mortalbodies #phonebatteries #imagination #HackerNews #ngated

In a galaxy where #CSS is the universal Swiss army knife 🔧, behold the peak of absurdity: Fizz Buzz in CSS! 🎉 Why use #JavaScript when you can torture CSS into doing things it was never meant for, because who needs sanity anyway? 🙃
https://susam.net/fizz-buzz-in-css.html #FizzBuzz #absurdity #creativity #webdevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

eggsplanation of above video:

Nigerians tease Ghanians about liking eggs

Ghanians put eggs in more recipes and eat more #eggs than Nigerians, and that's it, that is all there is to it. it's harmless #humor

Ghanians for their part think it's funny as well and run with the joke

and thus a theme in many internet #memes, like below

and thus the video above about a Nigerian-American (#BeverlyAdaeze) being harassed by eggs in #Ghana to the point of #horror #absurdity

#Nigeria #Egg #meme

Do you want an #egg?

#Ghana #Humor #Horror #Absurdity

This doesn't seem biologically accurate, but I don't know much about motor vehicle reproduction

Does this happen in #Germany a lot?

#Deutschland #absurdity #birth #publictransport #avantgarde

🥱 Another groundbreaking revelation: you need #JavaScript and #cookies for a website! Who knew? Instead of pondering America's job market cliff, we're left pondering how anyone could function without these mystical tech marvels. 🥴🍪
https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2025/11/30/is-americas-jobs-market-nearing-a-cliff #webdevelopment #technews #absurdity #HackerNews #ngated

Death or Cake? The Absurdity of “Fake Death” Birthday Posts

https://jaimedavid.blog/2025/11/29/00/38/19/analysis/jaimedavid327/8406/death-or-cake-the-absurdity-of-fake-death-birthday-posts/

#philosophy #voltaire #absurdity #populism #danger #society #infowars #truth #thelastidealist

Maybe it's me as a 33 years "old fuck" who doesn't get "Why" anyone wants to have "#SmartShoes" or whatever or maybe I as a #WageWorker am "too poor" to understand the appeal of the #juicero's shitty design and #InkjetPrinter-style #DRM on it's overpriced plastic bags...

• I guess one needs to have a spechal "#BillionaireBrainRot" to find these things appealing...

#Enshittification #Billionaires #BrainRot #VCmoneyBurningParty #MoneyBurning #VentureCapital #Crowdfunding #Bullshit #Commentary #tech #absurdity