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2025-06-14

DAMMIT! Chronic Illness Strikes Again... [an old comic - maybe an Archie comic - woman showering] OMG I'm going to have no energy after this
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2025-06-14

Artist: @poorlydrawnlines

The Goat, He Screams Like A Man 1 - goat "I am so tired" 2 - it backs up and you see that he is looking at the ocean on a hill "I am so tired all the time" poorlydrawnlines.com
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2025-06-14

Me: Wow all my bills are paid so I can start saving up Body: breaks down
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2025-06-14

Things I remember: -even embarrassing thing l've ever done -every doctor who has ever wronged me -song lyrics -obscure medical facts Things I don't remember: -to take y meds -my appointments -to answer emails, calls, and texts -anything said to me more than a second ago -what medications I take -what illnesses I have -what I was rambling on about here
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2025-06-14

The illness leaving my body as soon as it's time for medical testing [a pic of a the soul leaving the body]
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2025-06-13

I overused the This-is-fine dog meme in the past because i didn't anticipate just how 'fine' my health was about to get [pic of the this is fine dog meme with him drinking coffee when there is a fire]
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2025-06-13


Me explaining my genetic condition to my parents [crazy guy from Brooklyn99 or crazy guy from The Good Place or crazy guy from lots of different shows. Take your pick] "you gave me silly string instead of normal collagen. Whatspoppin EDSmemes
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2025-06-13

woman lying in bed me, 5 minutes after saying I'll go with you
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2025-06-13


a doctor with crossed arms ask your doctor if a drug with 32 pages of side effects is right for you
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2025-06-13

I don't know for sure but I'm assuming this is what healthy couples do [2 people sleeping with cash]
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2025-06-13

You ever scream internally while smiling and nodding....that's me at the doctor's office, baby
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2025-06-13

I'm undiagnosing myself. I'm gonna be just fine. *goes unconscious*
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2025-06-13

Me: Hey, you know what would be fun?
Them: What?
Me: No, I'm asking. I have no idea because I'm always sick.

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2025-06-12

"Are you on any meds?" Me: Would you like me to present them in an Animaniacs-style song? Pic of Yacco about to teach us about all the countries
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2025-06-12


Me: I need a little break Life: haha. Here's some more bullshit!
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2025-06-12


I finally got to see my Doctor on Monday and I showed him the rash on my bottom but he just ignored me and kept pushing his cart through Costco.
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2025-06-12


1 - a guy lighting up with joy 'I deserve a little treat!' 2 - guy happy, holding a bag of meds *buys basic healthcare needs*
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2025-06-12

3 doors labeled 1, 2, and 3 1 --> I'm probably faking it 2 --> Call Ambulance 3 --> Just ignore it & hope I don't die The guy kicks down door #3
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2025-06-12

I think God's next test for me should be "can she handle a ridiculous amount of health and well-being?!"
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2025-06-12

Michael from the good place saying you're about as useful as my connective tissue. It's an insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.

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