#laserpointer

WDR (inoffiziell)wdr@squeet.me
2025-03-18

Laserpointer-Attacken und Leute, die den Bus zum Stopp zwingen: in Münster-Angelmodde gab es mehrfach Probleme.

Laserpointer -Attacken und Leute, die den Bus zum Stopp zwingen: in Münster-Angelmodde gab es mehrfach Probleme.#Regio-Beitrag #StudioMünster #Busfahrer #Laserpointer #Angriff #Angelmodde #Attacke
Busfahrer in Münster-Angelmodde mit Laserpointer angegriffen

Niedersachsen NachrichtenbotNdrNiedersachsenNews
2025-03-07
katzenberger 🇺🇦katzenberger@mastodon.de
2025-01-15

@quantenwelt

Vielleicht für #DACH-Reisende noch gut zu wissen: in die #Schweiz darf man seit drei Jahren nur noch #Laserpointer der Klasse 1 mitnehmen, unabhängig von der Leistung.

Mein guter alter Logitech Presenter ist Klasse 2, das gäbe trotz <1mW Leistung dennoch Ärger.

bag.admin.ch/bag/de/home/gesun

2024-11-23

The red dot is a fearsome monster, and one day the bravest of cats shall slay it! Or the bravest a' Kilowogs, as the case may be.

What's yer cat's favorite thing ta' chase?

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Legacy: The Last Will and Testament of Hal Jordan" by Joe Kelly, Brent Anderson, Bill Sienkiewicz, Rob Ro, Alex Bleyaert, Sean Konot, Bob Schreck, and Nachie Castro. Edits: Label added.)

#comics #cat #laserpointer

In a comic panel the Dark Lantern, an undead Kilowog with a giant scythe and yellow sigils carved into his jet-black skin, stares fascinated at a glowing red light in a dark distance. He is labeled "My Cat". A caption reads "A Kilowog-core Edit".
2024-10-11

Die Polizei im baden-württembergischen Kehl hat einen 50-jährigen Mann ermittelt, der mit einem #Laserpointer eine Passagiermaschine während des Anflugs am Flughafen Karlsruhe/Baden-Baden geblendet haben soll. 😲 Zum Artikel: heise.de/-9968464

Das Bild zeigt das Cockpit eines Flugzeit, in komplett grünes Licht getaucht, da es von einem Laserpointer angestrahlt wird. In der Überschrift steht Tatverdächtiger ermittelt: "Passagierflugzeug mit Laser geblendet", darunter steht: "Dem Verdächtigen droht wegen gefährlichen 
Eingriffs in den Luftverkehr eine Freiheitsstrafe zwischen sechs Monaten und zehn Jahren."
2024-10-11

Die Polizei im baden-württembergischen Kehl hat einen 50-jährigen Mann ermittelt, der mit einem #Laserpointer eine Passagiermaschine während des Anflugs am Flughafen Karlsruhe/Baden-Baden geblendet haben soll. 😲

Zum Artikel: heise.de/-9968464?wt_mc=sm.red

Das Bild zeigt das Cockpit eines Flugzeit, in komplett grünes Licht getaucht, da es von einem Laserpointer angestrahlt wird. In der Überschrift steht Tatverdächtiger ermittelt: "Passagierflugzeug mit Laser geblendet", darunter steht: "Dem Verdächtigen droht wegen gefährlichen 
Eingriffs in den Luftverkehr eine Freiheitsstrafe zwischen sechs Monaten und zehn Jahren."
Sandra NabbefeldSandraNabbefeld
2024-09-15
In der Küche bückt sich eine Frau zum Geschirrspüler, während ihr Mann mit einem Laserpointer auf ihren Po zeigt, was die Katze, die auf dem Küchentisch sitzt, wie gebannt auf den Punkt auf dem Hintern fokussiert ist und die Krallen ausfährt.
BahnblogstelleBahnblogstelle
2024-06-24
Tot, aber lustigtotaberlustig@nrw.social
2023-08-08

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#totaberlustig #cartoon #weltkatzentag #katze #bauchladen #laserpointer #ausstellung

Ein Mann steht vor dem Eingang zur Weltkatzenausstellung. Daneben steht jemand mit einem Bauchladen und präsentiert ihm Laserpointer.
GroßStadtPflanze :verified:exil_inselette@norden.social
2023-07-20

@Kruemelmaedchen Vielleicht gar keine schlechte Idee?! Ein sehr großer (!) #Karton und ein etwas größerer #Laserpointer und wir haben das Kätzchen! #Loewin

2023-07-18

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Catstodon #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #LaserPointer #CatMeme #CatMemes

Photo of two cats, one is hugging the other, and seems to be holding him back. They are both looking off to one side. Text says, "Don't chase the laser, Carl. It's what the humans want."
2023-05-12

I took a #LaserPointer in each hand and pointed them at a wall across the room. I then made the #dots #circle one another in a tight circle. ⭕️

So much to unpack here!

It was kinda #relaxing, kinda #mesmerizing, and kinda #triggering all at once.

I wonder if there’s a #therapeutic #value to doing that or if I was just punishing myself 😂😵‍💫

There’s a life skill to have that I think these days is more important than most. Probably the easiest way to explain it is by the ubiquitous cat and laser pointer that, by now, people in the Amazon jungle likely know about by carrier parrot.

Those of us that have had a cat of any generation have played with cats in one form of the other, but when the Theodore Maiman created the first laser in 1960 at Hughes Research Laboratory I’m fairly certain that he didn’t think that it would become something carried in pet stores. For those of you who don’t know, in the early days of the laser pointer, it was marketed for humans to use on humans for much the same reason.

In the days of boards and projectors, it was marketed as a tool to focus people on things. It worked really well until Microsoft decided to put out PowerPoint and making every meeting involving it a snooze fest. There was that window where the laser pointer had it’s day, only to be promoted to cat tormentor.

We think the cat is playing, but what is ‘playing’? The dictionary definition is doing something for enjoyment, and yet we don’t know that a cat necessarily enjoys attacking something it can’t actually stick in it’s mouth, which is where every other cat toy and other household item that catches their interest ends up. It’s instinctual, and one can argue that it’s a way of practicing hunting.

You Can Haz Cheezeburger?
How would you feel if someone kept sticking a cheeseburger image in front of you? You’d practice grabbing it and would never get it. I don’t imagine it would be fun. Granted, moving laser dots on the carpet don’t have a taste other than carpet, but work with me.

Now take a breath and look around you every day and find the red dots in life. These are basically just some group of people trying to direct you to do something. Maybe it’s a good thing like washing your hands.

Maybe it’s a thing where when you’re hungry or thirsty, maybe that last sticky advertisement will guide your money to a place where you think you’ll get what you’re thinking you want.

I don’t even need to name food chains, they likely already popped into your heads. Maybe just the word ‘cheeseburger’ had you thinking of a particular food chain because you associate that word with their product.

The movie ‘Detached’ has a clip going around now about ubiquitous assimilation. It’s about those red dots and developing our minds beyond the quick and dirty memes that get passed around like a joint at a barbecue. They get passed around by people who never read Richard Dawkins books much less ‘The Selfish Gene’. They likely have no idea why we call them memes. They’re just memes, which occupy attention like little red dots. We have marketing trying to sell products, we have people trying to market their own ideas with memes, and then sometimes some of those memes work to the benefit of everyone.

And sometimes you just get a mouthful of something that’s blech. Sometimes you might get a good cheeseburger, sometimes you might get a bad cheeseburger, you never know. Social media has people, little ones too, just chasing red dots.

That particular scene from ‘Detached’ has Adrian Body’s masterful delivery of such a simple concept that we should not only be teaching children but also reminding adults of. If your clicky clicky ain’t getting you cheeseburgers you like, stop chasing them.

Criticism is often met by gaslighting, blaming an individual for not getting the cheeseburger that was shown. Somewhere in some very fine print that you need to have compound eyes to read there’s a catch somewhere. As we grow older we learn to expect them – but rarely read the fine print because… you effectively need compound eyes. Imagine having your lawyer look over every software license, copyright license, terms of service document… you’d get nothing done, and you need to get things done.

What do you need to get things done? Are you chasing red dots again? What are you actually accomplishing? Do you have a sense of accomplishment? Do you get the cheeseburger in your mouth feeling, or do you get the red dot on carpet taste?

We need to spend time on ourselves so that we are less susceptible to bullshit red dots. Shine your own for yourself.

And maybe think about what the cat wants when you play with it.

https://realityfragments.com/2023/04/15/the-red-dots-of-life/

#advertising #bias #cat #censorship #Detached #freeThinking #laserPointer #life #lifeSkill #marketing #play #redDot #ubiquitousAssimilation #work

_red dotfamous-cat-meme-which-started-and-launched-the-website-i-can-haz-cheezburgerno cheeseburger
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2023-04-06
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2023-04-05

Manche haben sie am Schlüsselbund und nutzen sie bei Vorträgen, manche spielen damit mit ihrer #Katze. Aber sind #Laserpointer nicht eigentlich gefährlich? Ein Spielzeug sind #Laser tatsächlich nicht. Die ausführliche Antwort gibt es im Video.

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