Euler? I hardly know her!
#mathjokes
And another sticker, maybe a bit nerdy :neocat_glasses:
Trump und Pi sind beide irrational, aber Pi ist wenigesten berechenbar.
Darth Zeno was a terrifying negotiator.
"I have met you halfway. Pray that I do not meet you halfway further."
————
#StarWars #ZenoOfElea #ZenosParadox #mathJokes #math #ImageContest #math #joke
The above joke is placed in the #CreativeCommons
© 2026 Richard Penner.
To the extent possible under law, the author has waived all copyright and related rights to this work under the Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication.
https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
Please feel free to adapt this to other media as desired. My idea: A New Yorker single-panel cartoon. Storm Troopers on the left, Darth Zeno (a ancient #Greek #philosopher in toga and sandals with a half-helmet open to see his high brow and classical beard) in the middle and #LandoCalrissian on the right with the caption and the quote as above.
No offense to Felix Hausdorff, but I kind of wish Jacques Tits had developed the definition of T2 spaces.
RE: https://kind.social/@Wearwolf/115686665567570961
#MathJokes are a special kind of humor. :JustRight:
Another one: https://youtu.be/z6PXviT86tI
#parody #mathjokes #calculus
Lol, it seems like an old one but I've heard it now for the first time:
https://youtu.be/P9dpTTpjymE
#parody #mathjokes #calculus
@mathowie I’ve reached my limit with this dad jokes. I realize they’re integral to some people’s personalities, but sometimes they’re just derivative. #mathjokes
AI generated video is always differentiable. And of course it's derivative.
Bonus #Joke 1:
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
Bonus #Joke 2:
Did you hear about the over-educated circle?
It had 360°!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Math #Maths #MathJokes #MathJoke #Cards #CardGames #FlashCards #DadJoke #Puns
If you laughed at this, you’re officially a math nerd. What’s your favorite math pun?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/math-puns-are-the-first-sine-of-madness/
#MathJokes #GeekHumor #SineOfMadness
Some people argue about being right.
Mathematicians just prove it. Pythagoras would be proud.
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/im-always-right-t-shirt/
#GeometryNerd #RightTriangles #PythagoreanHumor #MathJokes
This T-Shirt Speaks Volumes
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/this-t-shirt-speaks-volumes/
#MathJokes #STEMNerd #VolumeUp #MathPuns
Hope it's not too late for this #PiDay post...
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
#HappyPiDay #Happy_Pi_Day #Pi #Comics #MathJoke #MathJokes #FunnyMemes #DadJokes #Humor #Mathematics #PumpkinPie
@jwalsh2 @geerlingguy 2 Pi, Ahhhh 😜 #mathjokes
#MathJokes Calculus class on Monday was great. In fact, you could say it was deriveting.
Client Info
Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.07
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst