My Profiler review is now live!
#profiler
Might publish a blog or two in a few weeks about my work with OpenFOAM, different profilers, and an implementation of an LBM CFD kernel on RISC-V with POSITS.
What a great company to be working for. Learning so much!
#posit #RISCV #cfd #openfoam #lbm #cfd #scientificcomputing #profiler #Linux #blog #technicalblog #ieee754 #calligotech
Ah yes, "Steel Bank Common Lisp"—because what the world truly needs is yet another Lisp variant that's just *slightly* different from the rest. 🙄 Designed for those who enjoy #debugging with a #profiler, because why not make coding feel like a never-ending episode of CSI: Lisp Edition? 🔍✨
https://www.sbcl.org/ #SteelBankCommonLisp #LispVariants #CodingHumor #CSI_LispEdition #HackerNews #ngated
Now Playing: "Illusion" by Profiler [E]
Album: Illusion
Duration: 3:34
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=CKQz0lvSkmM
Artist: https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCJfPjX6us_IkiSxZtgCIBOg
#music #musik #musique #Profiler
As the #profiler was led away, the detective harrumphed. "Always suspected that one."
"How come?" asked the rookie.
"Oh, you know those types. Unhealthily interested in details. Poking their noses into... what are you laughing at?"
"They might say the same about you."
The detective glared.
i read profiler
as profilter/profiter
going back to sleep
#Haiku #Poetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity
#MastoPrompt #Profiler
@stevencudahy
The #MastoPrompt for Wednesday 4 February 2026 is:
The poem or story can include the prompt word or be about the prompt word.
@ me, if you like, or just include the #MastoPrompt tag (to allow people to follow or filter their feeds), or keep your work to yourself - all the options are good as long as you're writing.
If you're including an image please do include alt-text if you’re able to.
#Writing #SmallPoems #Poetry #Fiction #MicroFiction #SmallStories
un article de @adamchainz sur l'utilisation de https://bloomberg.github.io/memray/ pour profiler la mémoire consommée par un projet @django : https://adamj.eu/tech/2026/01/29/django-profile-memray/
- commande de lancement
- export et analyse du flamegraph
- étude de l'impact du lazy-import de Python 3.15 sur la mémoire
#happybirthday @CyiaOfWTA #CyiaBatten #actress #ToraZiyal #startrek #ds9 #Indiscretion #irina #voyager #drive #navaar #orionwomen #enterprise #bound #Profiler #TheLoneGunmen #CharliesAngels #FullThrottle #charliewilsonswar #TheTexasChainsawMassacre #TheBeginning #killermovie #ds930 #startrek59 @trekcore
⚡ Your PowerShell scripts feel slow? Profiler spots the bottlenecks — fast & simple.
Jakub Jareš showed how it works at #PSConfEU 2025.
🎟️ Early bird 2026 tickets now live → psconf.eu
#PowerShell #Profiler #Automation youtu.be/oWBk12UCjCo?si=AYF...
- YouTube
I created a profiler with some lines of Tcl script thanks to OpenMSX new Trace Viewer. It's easy to use and doesn't require the programmer to insert INs and OUTs in his code, so it works with old ROMs too. #openMSX #msx #tcl #debugging #gamedev #profiler #homebrew #8bit #devtools
hotpath.rs
Simple #Rust #profiler with memory and #async data-flow insights - quickly find and #debug #performance bottlenecks.
Repo:
Go profiling lifecycle: от разработки до прода. Инструменты и практики
Ваш Go-сервис жрёт память в проде, а на тестовом стенде всё идеально? Разбираем пошагово: как находить и диагностировать утечки ресурсов в Go-приложениях. Что внутри: Теория: GC, планировщик, модель памяти - минимум для понимания проблемы Практика: pprof профили всех типов (heap, goroutine, allocs, block) Инструментарий: как читать дампы горутин и системную диагностику Готовые скрипты для воспроизведения и анализа утечек Runtime tracing для сложных случаев Реальный пример из статьи: Зависшие горутины в одном месте -> stw паузы выросли с 1ms до 50ms -> api деградировал. Статья построена как практическое руководство с минимумом теории и максимумом применимых техник. Во второй части - конкретные примеры утечек с кодом, production-кейс и настройка мониторинга. Для тех, кто хочет научиться находить утечки ДО того, как они попадут в prod.
New post: Profiler reveal new single “Illusion” and announce ‘Masquerading Self’ EP details https://www.moshville.co.uk/news/2025/11/profiler-reveal-new-single-illusion-and-announce-masquerading-self-ep-details/ #Profiler
NVIDIA just blessed us with a "groundbreaking" open-source #profiler that promises to spy on our GPUs without slowing them down. 🙄 Finally, we can monitor every mundane syscall without feeling like we're swimming through molasses—because who doesn't want more data to ignore in production? 🚀🔍
https://www.polarsignals.com/blog/posts/2025/10/22/gpu-profiling #NVIDIA #OpenSource #GPU #Monitoring #DataAnalysis #Syscalls #Performance #HackerNews #ngated
Stefan Marr, the 🤵♂️ self-proclaimed #guru of all things #programming, questions if we can ever #trust those sneaky profilers. Spoiler: he doesn't answer it, just like he doesn't answer why anyone needs to "slow down a program" outside of a Windows 95 #nostalgia trip. 🖥️💤
https://stefan-marr.de/2025/10/can-we-know-whether-a-profiler-is-accurate/ #profiler #issues #Windows95 #tech #humor #HackerNews #ngated
Visual Studio September Update – profiler agent, app modernization, and more
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/visualstudio/visual-studio-september-update/
The Two Critical Issues Overlooked in the Charlie Kirk Assassination https://daleyeagerdotcom.wordpress.com/2025/09/16/the-two-critical-issues-overlooked-in-the-charlie-kirk-assassination/ #ACAB #Antifa #charlie-kirk #DaleYeager #profiler #terrorism #transgenderchildren #transtifa
Java's so-called "revolutionary" CPU-Time #Profiler took only THREE years—an eternity in #tech time—to arrive with little fanfare. 🎉 But hey, at least it can now expertly tell you how your code is busy not doing anything worthwhile while you sip your overpriced latte. ☕ Maybe next, they'll create a profiler to find where all that #development time went. 🚀
https://mostlynerdless.de/blog/2025/06/11/java-25s-new-cpu-time-profiler-1/ #Java #CPU #News #Software #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated
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