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#sillyness
I am going to tell you a silly story. I was born in a wheelchair. My mother's water broke on a lovely Sunday morning in August in 1987. They rushed to the hospital and the doctor said we will put you in this wheelchair while we get a room ready for you. But I was always in such a rush, that they barely had time to prep the room.
My whole life I was nothing but speed. Geh means go in German. It's pronounced very close to Gay. I was destined to not just be gay but to go at gay speed. I can't help but to be a fast gay. Baby I was born this way ;-p
#lgbt #sillyness
2022-12-16 My Bonny Warm Up
https://makertube.net/videos/watch/1b772c2d-54ab-4585-a967-4cea7b4b1919
So I played Aqua's Barbie Girl at work today and one of the guys sang the guy parts and I was stuck with the girl parts because girl. I was singing the lyrics like
"You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation"
and
"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees"
We all lauged but I stopped myself from saying this is perfect because I went "DOH, I'm a sub and also these people's boss. Maybe not disclose that here." 😅🙄🥺
#sub #music #sillyness
Just a heads up if you follow me. Beginning Nov 6th no matter what happens, 1/3rd of my posting are gonna revert to my “pre fucking tRump time” staples of #Art, #Sillyness, #Kindness and #BadPoetry. 😉 The #Cat ratio will remain consistent. 🤣 🤣 🤣 #FredTheWonderCat
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
@sabi then it's just #Sussyness...
(Like #Sillyness, but #sus!)
Random poll time! What manner of pet or pets do y'all have at home? :blobfoxthonking: #pets #PetsOfMastodon #polls #DogsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #Animals #SillyPolls #sillyness #silly
Me, drawing Space Marines.
(I am NOT sorry)
#Warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #SpaceMarines #AdeptusAstartes #Fanart #Sillyness #Dadjokes
I was called cool today because I owned a duck named Ferdinand. I have two things to say about ducks 1) they are my favorite animals and 2) they have perfect density.
Like if you looked at a duck and thought "I guess it would weigh about that much" a duck weighs that much. The closest animal after that was a dachsund. It pleases me to pick up ducks.
#sillyness #animals #ducks #weirdthoughts
When life hands you lemons, just be glad it didn't hand you pineapples, or sugarcane, or worse jackfruits. But, if life does hand you one of those, just trade them for lemonade.
#saying #proverb #lemon #lemonade #joke #sillyness #silly #life #philosophy
"What if I tooted every time I pooted?"
Rare thoughts from inside my steel trap of a mind.
#sillyness
#silly
#bimboenergy
I have turned more and more into a silly goose the longer I am on HRT. Like brains change as pathways change. Anyways there is a character in a video game @thatfrisiangirlish and I play. The character is Bugbear from CP2077 and she makes a happy contented sigh when you free her.
Girlishfriend: Would you make Bugbear noises for me?
Me: *Pausing not in hesitation at a request and if I would do the thing or not but completely forgetting the character and going to the D&D Bestiary entry and having to think of the noise that a mash up between a bug and a bear would make.*
Me: *let's out a noise that is somewhere between a screech, an inhale, a scream and a roar*
Girlishfriend: shock and alarm and a wtf face
Me: You meant like the D&D monster?
Ae: Noooo
Both: Laugh hysterically
pictured below is 8ug8ear the character and Bugbear the Bestiary entry.
#sillyness #transjoy #gay #dungeonsandragons #cyberpunk2077
Sometimes Humans really scare me. I went to a small university in Socorro, New Mexico, USA. This was very near to the Trinity Test sight and also a very large military testing ground. So like one day my parents come down for Parents week and we're like let's go see the sight of the first Nuclear Detonation. I'm a scientist why not?
So we go in the middle of this desert in the middle of nowhere and they have exhibits. And we see this crockware at one of these exhibits. I have been interested in science for a long time. So I see this cookware in beautiful vibrant colors but I get this feeling that it's like looking at a poisonous snake or a frog or a wasp.
It's this beautiful green and beautifully worked but my training is flashing red alert. This is danger substance. It's 1950s cookware and it's made out of URANIUM Glass from the Trinity Test sight.
They explain it was all the rage to eat out of cookware from nuclear test sights until people started getting cancer from Auntie Marge's casseroles. It's like what are humans ACTUALLY? Like when they discovered XRays and Radium you could go to like the Fair and get pictures of your bones until once again people were getting cancer from slot machines.
Like we treat the radiocative capitalist weirdness of the Fallout Franchise like it's some dystopia but it just basically is reading history or even seeing US news after living in Europe for two years. Humans are truly absolutely terrifying sometimes. Coffee is good because it's poisonous? We enjoy spicy foods when that spice is a defense mechanism? Here, I'll serve it to you on cookware made from RADIOACTIVE material from world ending weapons in this house that's so nice and warm because we made it from asbestos. We'll just fill up on that water glass for ya from our new pipes made out of Lead.
We are all poor Jedediah that died drinking from that poisonous well.
#Humans #sillyness #atomicage
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#horseplay #horse #horses #pool #rules #playtime #toys #animals #swimming #summer #meme #funny #lol #omg #dadjoke #pun #puns #popular #cute #Sillyness
I forgot this was something I made. At least one of the references was so obscure even I didn't know what it meant until I looked it up.
Currently dancing in between the aisles at work to this jam. #prince #sillyness https://youtu.be/H9tEvfIsDyo
#introduction 2, this time with a hashtag 🤦
I love #sillythings but also froth about #wealthinequality and, you know, the end of the only part of the Universe that is able to contemplate its own existence: #extinction #climateChange
Live on beautiful Gumbaynggirr land, MNC NSW @bellingen I post photos of it and other things.
Very interested in how the rich and powerful have sold christmas to the turkeys - how they manipulate us plebs into voting against our own best interests and how they've destroyed democracy around the world. Partly why I think #mastodon is super important.
*OMG this is too long. I'm a big old windbag*
Love #scifi. #DouglasAdams 🤩
Potted history: Almost became a geographer, then an #ecologist, then studied #film and video then spent a while doing interactive CDROM design (remember that?), Web design, graphic design, and finally back to photography and video. I am ready for the next thing. My profile pic tells you how I feel about most commercial photographers
There's not much I don't find interesting, yay #adhd.
*Almost there*
#propoganda (how to communicate in a post-truth world)
#evolution
#music
#sciencefiction
#film #movies
#voiceActing
#sillyness
#art
#nerd
I'm #welsh and yes I love #singing
#ukpol
#auspol
Re my kids:
#autism
#transrights
Enjoy moaning about crappy writing in movies as is the duty of every ex #filmStudent
I love being concise and #irony
2022-12-16 My Bonny Warm Up
https://diode.zone/videos/watch/747585d8-bcbb-4338-a5f2-79b322e521af
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