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Deb Beausoleil 📷🌅📸 she/herBeautifulSunPhotography@sfba.social
2025-11-21

1. Had an unexpected laugh at the pharmacy today when I thumped my MiraLAX on the counter and the cashier instantly understood everything from the look on my face.

2. We both laughed, which made the whole “prep supply run” feel a little less dreadful.

3. Still debating which beverage I’m willing to ruin forever after two gallons of this stuff… but at least I’m going into it with some humor.

EDIT: the nurse I talked to yesterday was incorrect - she said 64 ounces was a gallon, but it’s not - it’s 1/2 a gallon. I only need to drink a gallon total of the wretched prep. In my state of panic and horror when talking to her, I didn’t calculate that in my head at the time.

Amazingly, that does make it sound a lot easier for me. Not EASY but EASIER and I’ll take that.

#RealLifeMoments #KeepingItReal #HealthHumor #LifeLately #EverydayStories #FindingTheFunny #AdultingAdventures #3GoodThings #ThreeGoodThings

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2025-11-21

just beat the high score on this game at walmart [pic of blood pressure machine]
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2025-11-06

Dammit. I have a doctor's appointment in a few minutes and I forgot to practice the script. MyBodylSTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-11-04

@kashmeredanny I treat my body like it's a plant someone gifted me where forget it's mine for a few days and then A "FUCK" and pour water into it & make it go in the sun for for ten minutes MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-10-25

GooglePlay Gaming really changes your life lol anyone else out here yelling +10 HEALTH when they finish dinner? someone replies: no
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2025-10-24

@LINGUA IGNOTA - HAVING A ANCADODXIC BODY *ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT* -HAS CONSTANT NEEDS DOESNT DO WHAT YOU WANT -OUTSIDE LOOKS WEIRD INSIDE IS EXPONENTIALLY WORSE -FEELS VERY BAD EVERY DAY -MUST LUG SAME ONE AROUND THE WHOLE TIME -CONSTANT DECAY MUST WATCH IN HORROR -EA IS FINAL SURPRISE
N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-23

😆 "PhD discovers the shocking news that burgers don’t magically vanish with a 5-minute jog. 🍔➡️🏃‍♂️ Spoiler: you can’t outrun your fork, and neither can your inbox full of unread research papers." 📚💡
williamjbarry.substack.com/p/t

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2025-10-15

a glass of water with a post on top of it: @KevinFarzad I don't get why feel bad bad all the time when I drink 8 glasses of water a year just like you're supposed to
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2025-10-08

substitutes for a healthy diet: Noodles- -Zucchini Chips - Carrots Milk- Coconut Milk Rice - Cauliflower Butter -Sadness Sugar - A Broken Heart Cheese - Nope Coffee- This is stupid and not doing it.
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2025-10-08

Parasite: *steals essential nutrients from host* Host: *dies* Parasite: [pic of terrifying parasite] Nobody wants to work anymore!
Mad HildebrandtMad_Hildebrandt@mastodon.world
2025-10-02

Went for a run today — my legs submitted their two-week notice halfway through
#GymStruggles #FitnessLife #WorkoutFail #HealthHumor

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2025-09-12

a textbook with a guy and a skull/vertebrae behind him 'it's right behind me, isn't it?'
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2025-08-25

@thisoneOverhere on x Hey guys know it's really hard to be conscious of your health right now so please remember that after every hour in the fetal position you should stand up and banshee scream for at least 5 minutes to stretch out your lower back
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2025-08-22

@cindypinkceo on X Women's health: "Of course we've studied the female body! On six hamsters. AND a goldfish. In 1934. Two of which were already dead.
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2025-08-14

I cannot stop spending money on healthcare. I'm the primary breadloser of the family [pic of cute bunny laying on floor]
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2025-08-14

Be careful out there, you don't want to get a stronke

Something that says 'smoking is a major cause of stronke'
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2025-08-13

Okay, that's pretty damn funny

Doctors horrified after Google's healthcare AI makes up a body part that does not exist in humans [pic of Fry and Zoidburg saying 'young lady, I'm an expert on humans.']
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2025-08-13

The Next Strain Of COVID Waiting For You To Leave The House [pic of kirby with a knife outside your door]
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2025-08-12

They called it aaaaaaa

kushblazer666: Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it aaa The first scientific report somethingusefulfromflorida Follow I'd call it that too if it happened to to me
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2025-08-12

@DAkhul Having one 'Lazy day per week can help reduce stress, high blood pressure and improve mental health @far1shaa Now imagine having 7 lazy days per week. How healthy is that

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