Sold! 🤣

The #Parent Presentation | How to convince your parents to get you a #Mac
https://youtu.be/5O5U7hE65W0?si=hEYExUBl8aweFTYD

#Apple #ads #comedy

⚠️ URGENT! 420/450 needed ASAP

this #Juneteenth, please help a Black #queer #disabled #parent & #photographer who relies on donating plasma for income despite it making them sick. buy xyr #art below

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#MutualAid #transMutualAid #CreativeToots #MastoArt #FediArt #onlineShop #nature #macro #bloomscrolling #flowers #pride #prideMonth #transCrowdfund #noAI

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#Digital #photography
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#MutualAid #transMutualAid #CreativeToots #MastoArt #FediArt #onlineShop #nature #macro #bloomscrolling #flowers #pride #prideMonth #summer

5. right #livelihood
#avoid #jobs that #involve death, weapons, slavery, the harms of animals, #drugs
and any kind of exploitation

be an honest and kind parent, friend, partner.

#death #weapons #slavery #animals #harms #exploitation #vegan #buddhist #buddhism #any #kind #honest #honest #kindness #parent #parenting #friend #partner #partners

goal met! now $20/300 stretch to make up for 3 months of missed goals. please help a #disabled #parent & #photographer who relies on donating plasma for income despite it making them sick. buy xyr #art below

- Cashapp/Venmo/Paypal: spooniewolf
- https://throne.com/singsongraptor
#Digital #photography
- https://ko-fi.com/lunarrisephotography/shop
#Prints
- https://www.pictorem.com/profile/LunarRise.Photography

#MutualAid #transMutualAid #CreativeToots #MastoArt #FediArt #onlineShop #nature #macro #bloomscrolling #FotoMontag #MonochromeMonday #monochrome

I was pretty low on gas & my stepdad had to use my Subaru yesterday. He said that he put gas in my car but evidently it was only $10 worth which didn’t even fill half a tank. Alright John.

Tu es une maman célibataire d'un gamin conçu par PMA, tu as fait la démarche de toi-même. Et un ex revendique la paternité de ton gosse et te fait retirer ton autorité parentale. "En cas de PMA, la branche paternelle est laissée vierge dans le livret de famille car la justice part du principe que la famille classique, c’est un papa et une maman. Comme si la mère seule ne pouvait pas être une entité familiale suffisante pour l’enfant". https://www.leparisien.fr/societe/famille/la-mere-solo-le-faux-pere-et-lenfant-blond-une-histoire-folle-apres-une-pma-au-tribunal-ce-lundi-16-06-2025-ZAZYJYJGOFALXG3RVKJF2YSBWA.php

#Politique #PMA #Justice #Parent

Father’s Day is a weird one for me. I love my dad but I can’t undo the hurt that he’s caused me.

Saw a ten year-old kid with his mom today wearing a Back to the Future shirt.

Proof that there's at least one good parent out there.

#80s #Movies #BackToTheFuture #Parent

Strand (Beach) Log Deadfall Traps

https://friendica.world/display/84b6ef2b-7168-4c9d-b2ab-a1c210933705

Our internet went down the other evening whilst we were watching #Bluey. She looked me square in the face and said 'go on then, put it back on'.

I then spent five minutes explaining to her why I couldn't just 'put it back on' and then a further five minutes bemoaning how 'back in my day......'.

Something something kids today don't know they're born something something.

#Parent #Parenting

My eldest just incorrectly claimed my fake Stanley Tumbler was a Stanley Cup and I damn near threw that kid out on the street right then and there.

How dare she.

#Parent #Hockey #HNOM @hockey

They should make a website that's like howlongtobeat.com only its for parents and you have to enter the number of kids you've got and how old they are and then it tells you how long it'll likely take to beat the game in question.

Call of Duty Campaign? 3-4 weeks.
Assassin's Creed story? 5-6 months.
Persona? 6-7 years.

#Gaming #Parent @hittingpause

Small reminder to the parents using social media to share their kids life :

#privacy #kids #kid #parent #parents #parenting #socialmedia #share
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r_2a064dWY

Top 7 advice that every parent should borrow from Sadhguru

Don’t preach values, live them Instead of giving lectures on honesty, compassion, or discipline, Sadhguru insists on embodying those values every day. Children silently observe more than they obey, and they absorb character through presence, not words. #Top #advice #parent #borrow #Sadhguru

https://12sknnews.com/top-7-advice-that-every-parent-should-borrow-from-sadhguru/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

goal met! now $20/300 stretch to make up for 3 months of missed goals. please help a #queer #disabled #parent & #photographer who relies on donating plasma for income despite it making them sick. you can buy xyr #art below

- Cashapp/Venmo/Paypal: spooniewolf
- https://throne.com/singsongraptor
- https://ko-fi.com/lunarrisephotography/shop
- https://www.pictorem.com/profile/LunarRise.Photography

#MutualAid #transMutualAid #queerMutualAid #spring #CreativeToots #MastoArt #FediArt #onlineShop #nature #flowers #macro #bloomscrolling #pride #prideMonth

He was raised #Catholic, and went to #church.
Guess what? He is #gay.
The #rainbow won’t make your #kids gay. They are born that way. A display in a store won’t make your kid #trans, they are born that way.
If you don’t love and accept them for who they are, YOU are a shitty #parent.
They haven’t failed, you have."

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