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A Boeing-made satellite broke up in space yesterday, but a Boeing spokesperson says it’s important to remember the various spacecraft parts plan to remain good friends.

#satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screenwriter #screenwriting #boeing #satellite #space #BreakUp

North Korean soldiers are in Russia to assist Russia in its war on Ukraine. North Korea is so restrictive they consider their assignment to the Ukrainian front a vacation.

- written by me and Ron West for tonight's This Week This Week in LA

#LosAngeles #LA #satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screenwriter #screenwriting #russia #Ukraine #NorthKorea #dprk #vacation #soldiers

Mariel Garza, editorials editor of the Los Angeles Times, resigned on Wednesday after the paper's billionaire owner, Patrick Soon-Shiong, blocked the endorsement of Harris for president. I'm shocked another South African billionaire doesn't support a black woman for president, shocked I say.

- written by me for This Week This Week

#LosAngeles #LA #satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screenwriter #screenwriting #LAtimes #MarielGarza #PatrickSoonShiong

Come see a sketch I wrote about existential dread in pumpkin spice season, some jokes I wrote and more in This Week This Week tonight in LA. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image.

Tix at the door.

#LosAngeles #LA #satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screenwriter #screenwriting #PumpkinSpice #dread #ExistentialDread #optimism #depression #SeasonalDepression

A chaotic kitchen scene with a steaming pumpkin spice latte prominently placed in the center on a cluttered countertop. The latte is in a clear glass mug with whipped cream and cinnamon on top, along with a green straw. Surrounding the mug are scattered ingredients like cinnamon sticks, cloves, and a small pumpkin. In the background, flames are rising from various spots in the kitchen, including the stove and counters, creating an atmosphere of disaster. The image caption at the bottom says, "Pumpkin Spiced Dread" in bold, stylized yellow text.

A promotional poster for "This Week This Week," scheduled for Thursday, 10.24.2024, at 8 PM. The show will take place at Kentwood Players, 8301 Hindry Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90045. Featured cast members include Kiley Eberhardt, Teru Mitsuhara, Tony Kim, Jaya Subramanian, Brendan Mullally, Joshuah Arizmendi, Jason Jamal, Jack Sharpe, Kassie Johnston, Amir Levi, Amanda Weier, Lou Saliba, Tehana Fatima Weeks, and Erin Zukowski. George Caleodis is the anchor, and Hank Jacobs is the special guest. The background shows a futuristic theme with a sunset, neon lines, and an alien illustration.

Come see a sketch I wrote about existential dread in pumpkin spice season, some jokes I wrote and more in This Week This Week tonight in LA. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image. Tix at the door. #LosAngeles #LA #satire #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter

Police in Geneva Switzerland have been stumped by a spate of toilet seat thefts from police stations. Investigators have nothing to go on.

- old joke as written/rewritten by me for this last week's This Week This Week show in LA

#sketch #comedy #SketchComedy #funny #satire #joke #ComedyWriter #ComedyWriting #news #parody #LosAngeles #screenwriting #screenwriter

Come see a sketch I co-wrote with Kassie Johnston about Real Housewives of Despots and some jokes I wrote in This Week This Week tonight in LA. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image.

Tix at the door.

#LosAngeles #LA #satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screeenwriter #screenwriting #RealHousewives #bravo #RealHousewivesOfDespots #reality #RealityShow #realityTV

Promotional poster for a show titled "This Week This Week: Full Moon Edition" happening on Thursday, October 17, 2024, at 8 PM at the Kentwood Players theater in Los Angeles, California (8301 Hindry Ave, 90045). The poster features headshots of performers, each labeled with their name. The lineup includes Kiley Eberhardt, Kara Young, Hank Jacobs, Tony Kim, Joshuah Arizmendi, Amanda Weier, Lou Saliba, Jack Sharpe, Esther Nevarez, Amir Levi, and Michelle Nussey. Special guest is and Joe Canale and George Caleodis is Anchor. The design includes colorful neon lines, an image of the moon, an alien graphic, and a pink creature with three eyes at the bottom left.

The FBI’s Cyber Division is considering a nationwide alert to warn Americans not to use the phrase “beef stew” as a password on any computer system. Turns out, it’s not stroganoff.

#satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screeenwriter #screenwriting #cyber #fbi #password #computer #BeefStew #stroganoff #pun #DadJoke #infosec

Last month, a Russian jet flew between an American F-16 and a Russian Tu-95, coming within just a few feet of the American jet. However, the unsafe maneuver the pilot made was following Putin’s orders; about half a million Russian soldiers in Ukraine already made that fatal mistake.

#satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screeenwriter #screenwriting #russia #NearMiss #planes #fighters #FighterPlanes #ukraine #putin #adiz

An analysis of the Martian climate this month revealed much of the terrain on Mars has been shaped by the winds. Researchers believe closer study is possible, if they planet.

#satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screeenwriter #screenwriting #mars #climate #wind #pun #DadJoke

A World War Two bomb, dropped about 80 years ago by the US, exploded yesterday at a Japanese airport. See, Boeing can make things that work... eventually.

#LosAngeles #LA #satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screeenwriter #screenwriting #WW2 #WWII #UnexplodedOrdinance #japan #boeing #bomb

In the VP Debate, JD Vance suggested Harris unilaterally pass policies, despite the VP’s only power being breaking ties in the Senate. Aside from the VP job description, ya know what else Vance didn’t read? The “can cause cancer and reproductive harm” label on his couch. 😬

#LosAngeles #LA #satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screeenwriter #screenwriting #JDvance #vance #VPdebate #vp #VicePresident #politics #political #USpol

The Norwegian Navy is considering painting bar codes on the side of all their surface vessels this week. When asked why, Norway’s Ministry of Defense said: when their ships return to port they’ll be able to Scandinavian.

- written by me for tonight's This Week This Week in LA, you can come see it.

#LosAngeles #LA #satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screeenwriter #screenwriting #norwegian #navy #barcode #scan #pun #DadJoke

Come see This Week This Week in LA. Three sketches I wrote (Newsom AI, Ballistacil Commercial and Your Friend the Taxman) are in it and much much more. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image.

Tix at the door.

#LosAngeles #LA #satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #ComedyWriter #writer #screeenwriter #screenwriting #GavinNewsom #california #newsom #ai #RobotApocalypse #ICBMs #ICBM #russia #taxes #irs #psa

California Governor Gavin Newsom in a suit and tie stands confidently at a podium, wand gestures with his robotic arm, as he addresses an audience with a focused expression. The seal of the Governor's office on the front of the podium, the American flag and California flag are behind him.

A pill bottle labeled "Ballistacil" is propelled by flames, flying above a table.

The image depicts a stern-looking Uncle Sam character, recognizable by his iconic red, white, and blue top hat adorned with white stars. He is holding up a booklet labeled "Form 1040-EZ" in front of him, with his piercing blue eyes staring directly at the viewer. The style of the artwork has a painted, textured appearance, giving the image a dramatic and intense feel, with deep shadows accentuating the seriousness of the character. The overall mood suggests an authoritative or urgent message about tax filing.

Come see This Week This Week tonight in LA! A sketch I wrote (interview w/an influencer who had _no_ idea Russia was paying them) and much much more (see 2nd pic for cast). It’s like the news but funny.

Tix at the door.

#LosAngeles #LA #satire #joke #funny #comedy #sketch #SketchComedy #writer #screeenwriter #screenwriting #ComedyWriter

A hand holds a smartphone, displaying an image of Vladimir Putin standing in front of the Kremlin in Moscow. At the top of the phone screen, bold text reads, "INVESTOR CALLING...". The phone's interface shows typical call-related icons and buttons at the bottom. In the background, the setting appears to be a professional media studio, with equipment and a "tenet media" sign in view, suggesting a broadcast or news environment.

A colorful promotional flyer for an event featuring several actors and comedians. At the top, it says "THIS WEEK THIS WEEK" with a graphic of a glowing spaceship in the center.

The flyer showcases photos of the following performers, each framed in a rectangular box:

- Chelsea Spirito
- Kevin Brennan
- Jack Sharpe
- Kassie Johnston
- Chris Phipps
- Jaya Subramanian
- Marcela Macias
- Emma Bruno
- Kipleigh Brown
- Lou Saliba

At the bottom left, there's a green alien graphic and text that says "Guest Star" with a photo of Harry Murphy.

On the right side, there's a graphic of an anchor and text reading "Anchor: Michelle Nussey."

Details at the bottom right list the event date, location, and time:
"Thursday 9/19/2024, Kentwood Players, 8301 Hindry Ave, Los Angeles, 8 PM, $15."

The flyer has a sci-fi theme with glowing colors, stars, and alien imagery throughout.

Happy that my short play, La Dame aux Camélias, is being turned into a podplay by Get Over It Productions and The Scene Podcast.

#audio #podcast #theatre #NewWriting #Drama #fringe #play #playwrights #ComedyWriter #PodcastWriting #WritingForAudio

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I'm one of the writers of this show in LA tonight.

Tickets available here: https://openfisttheatre.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket#/

#SketchComedy #sketch #comedy #satire #ComedyWriter #writer #funny #screenwriter #ThisWeekThisWeek #OpenFistTheatre

Headshots of the cast of This Week This Week on June 6 at 8PM at the Open Fist Theatre at 3269 Casitas Ave, Los Angeles, CA

This sounds like the perfect British Sunday (minus the football for me). "It's about doing something disguised as nothing."

Sunday with #JimHowick: ‘I once helped myself to a buffet that was for a wake’ | Jim Howick | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/feb/04/sunday-with-jim-howick-i-once-helped-myself-to-a-buffet-that-was-for-a-wake-

#Sunday
#sundayroast
#HorribleHistories
#Ghosts
#Comedy
#BritishComedy
#comedywriter

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Are there #ActuallyAutistic or #disabled folks who need a comedy writer?

'cause I keep having those bits of comedy plopping out of my head. Right now, I just write my little bits on #Mastodon and sometimes on my #substack, but it would be nice I think to have my tidbits serve a... I don't know... the template for a #cartoon, or a #skit, or something of the sort.

I'm both a shit cartoonist, and a shit actor, so I would not offer myself to do the *visual* part of the deal.

Or it could even be part of a #podcast.

#ComedyWriter

While jaywalking, a bike almost got me and I swore in French, and I couldn't be more proud

#lifegoals #paris #francais #expat #language #france #bilingual #comedy #comedywriter

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