This $35,000 #Computer Runs on #Human #BrainCells. #Scientists Say It’s Not #Conscious—Yet.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a64830375/human-brain-cells-computer/

🚨 Breaking news: The author still can't comprehend Zig's dot-star #syntax without frying brain cells. 🚀 Apparently, calling something a "variable" is just too basic, so let's complicate it with buzzwords and a pseudo-philosophical rant about stack addresses. 🙄 Bravo, tech blogging at its finest! 🌟
https://www.openmymind.net/Zig-Dot-Star-Syntax/ #HackerNews #TechBlogging #Zig #BrainCells #Complexity #HackerNews #ngated

“On a warm Melbourne day late last year, hundreds of thousands of live human #BrainCells sat inside a box on a table in #Brunswick.”

Biological computer 🧠

#Science / #neurons / #BrettKagan / #StartUp / #CorticalLabs / #Melbourne <https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2025-03-05/cortical-labs-neuron-brain-chip/104996484>

‘Biology’s cookbook’: UBC team discovers new kind of brain cell linked to memory
The UBC team's research, published this week in the journal Nature Communications, dubbed the highly-specialized neurons 'ovoid cells.'
#biology #science #memory #research #BrainCells #UBC
https://globalnews.ca/news/11018085/ubc-team-new-brain-cell-linked-to-memory/

‘Biology’s cookbook’: UBC team discovers new kind of brain cell linked to memory
The UBC team's research, published this week in the journal Nature Communications, dubbed the highly-specialized neurons 'ovoid cells.'
#biology #science #memory #research #BrainCells #UBC
https://globalnews.ca/news/11018085/ubc-team-new-brain-cell-linked-to-memory/

‘Biology’s cookbook’: UBC team discovers new kind of brain cell linked to memory
The UBC team's research, published this week in the journal Nature Communications, dubbed the highly-specialized neurons 'ovoid cells.'
#biology #science #memory #research #BrainCells #UBC
https://globalnews.ca/news/11018085/ubc-team-new-brain-cell-linked-to-memory/

#Braincells mature faster in #space but stay #healthy: #ISS study

https://ground.news/article/scientists-send-brain-cells-to-space-what-happened-next-was-a-big-surprise?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share

#brainfog #brainfogmemes #braincells #chronicillness #chronicallyill #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmune #fibrobrain #covidbrain

#UCLA #Scientists Reveal How #BrainCells Encode the Flow of #Time

https://scitechdaily.com/ucla-scientists-reveal-how-brain-cells-encode-the-flow-of-time/

Groundbreaking Study of 1.6 Million #BrainCells Unravels #Alzheimers Mysteries

https://scitechdaily.com/groundbreaking-study-of-1-6-million-brain-cells-unravels-alzheimers-mysteries/

#Wasps use #facerecognition #braincells to identify each other

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2428584-wasps-use-face-recognition-brain-cells-to-identify-each-other/

"Every New Memory You Make Causes Damage to Your Brain Cells"

STOP... MEMORIZING... THINGS!!!

In other news, living damages your entire body. Better off dead.

Now, what was I supposed to do next? I don't remember.

#brain #BrainCells #damage #memory #satire

https://www.sciencealert.com/every-new-memory-you-make-causes-damage-to-your-brain-cells

How Our #Brains Work: Connecting #LabGrown #BrainCells Yields New Insights

https://scitechdaily.com/how-our-brains-work-connecting-lab-grown-brain-cells-yields-new-insights/

my two remaining #braincells today rn ​:koishi_derp:​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFBro2VoSB0

#TouhouMeme

#Cyborg #computer combining #AI and #human #braincells really works

https://bigthink.com/neuropsych/brain-organoid/

#Pigs With #Human #BrainCells and #BiologicalChips: How #LabGrown #Hybrid #LifeForms Are Bamboozling #Scientific #Ethics

https://singularityhub.com/2024/01/05/pigs-with-human-brain-cells-and-biological-chips-how-lab-grown-hybrid-life-forms-are-bamboozling-scientific-ethics/

A Ball of #BrainCells on a Chip Can Learn Simple #SpeechRecognition and #Math

https://singularityhub.com/2023/12/14/a-ball-of-brain-cells-on-a-chip-can-learn-simple-speech-recognition-and-math/
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41928-023-01069-w

This #TrumpSupporter's Insane #Theory Will Kill Your #BrainCells

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwJnv_GPotg
#MAGA #morons #GQP #tRump

Oh, brain cell 'atlas' grand,
What mysteries do you command?
Shall you unlock the gates
To new mental states,
And rid us of our neuropsychiatric strand?

#braincells #atlas #neuroscience #mentalhealth #ode #poetry

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/brain-cell-atlas-could-boost-research-on-neuropsychiatric-conditions-but-are-we-there-yet