Lmst

it does not matter
if there's an apostrophe
for fathers today

#SundayHaiku
#CLMooc
#Haiku
#SmallPoems
#FathersDay

Every year a little computer listens to my heart for a few days. Then I go back to not thinking about my heart too much. But I'm pretty sure I don't get to ignore my heart health forever. So I'm fundraising for the Heart & Stroke Foundation. Can you spare a few bucks?

https://heartandstrokerideforheart.crowdchange.ca/page/cam2024

#HeartAndStrokeFoundation #RideForHeart #HeartHealth #PartialNudity #ThirstTrap #ExcessiveHashtags

Selfie of me with my shirt open (ooooo salacious) with a heart monitor attached to electrodes on my chest (ooooo not very salacious).

I love #HashTags. But sometimes it can be too much, especially when the only text given for a photo is hashtags and there is no #AltText description for the pic! Makes it difficult to read.

Please, no #ExcessiveHashtags
Thank you!

I'm far too fascinated with far too many topics. I've compiled an exhaustive list of hashtags for some of those interests; I'll try to do better about keeping it current and updated.

#ADHD #AdoptDontShop #Antifa #AntiNarcissism #Apatheist #BasicIncome #Bioswales #Bisexual #BLM #BorderCollies #BPD #Cannabis #CatsofMastodon #ClimateChange #Comedy #Compersion #Cooperatives #DadJokes #DBT #Debian #Democracy #Democrat #DemocraticSocialism #Depression #DisposablePeople #DogsofMastodon #EatTheRich #ElderMillenial #Empathy #EndCorporateWelfare #Equality #ExcessiveHashtags #ExecutiveDisfunction #FBR #GallowsHumor #History #Humanist #HumanRights #IStandWithUkraine #JusticeMatters #LegalizeIt #LGBTQ+ #LiberalAF #Linux #LoveIsLove #MaskUp #MentalIllness #MutualAid #NonSequiturs #Persist #Polyamory #ProChoice #Progressive #ProudWoke #Puns #Resist #Solidarity #Spaceballs #TwitterMigration #UBI #UnionStrong #USA #USPol #Vaccinated #VoteBlue #VotingRights #WeirdoLib #Weltschmerz #WokeAF #Xennial

Black Friday is almost upon us, and capitalism is going to kick into overdrive. But remember what Christmas is really about.
Now I'm not religious, but I think I've watched enough Charlie Brown to post this meme here.
Also Coca Cola literally invented the modern incarnation of Santa Claus, so there's also that.
#anticapitalism #anticonsumerism #anticonsumer #christmas #christmasshopping #blackfriday #peoplebeforeprofit #excessivehashtags

Christmas in the past, followed by strong buff wojaks labeled "Jesus Christ, Religious Worship, Friends and Family, and Gratitude"
Followed by Christmas now, and stupid and virgin wojaks labeled "Santa Claus, Black Friday Deals, Holiday Decorations, and Materialism"

New Revolt and Discord finally dropped. I tried using an older version of the android client to get an infinite invite, so here's to hoping it doesnt get shut down.

Also the new page is called Delete Yourself! It's focused on privacy, and keeping your information YOURS!

https://helpstopcapitalism.neocities.org/delete-yourself-now

#privacy #onlineprivacy #digitalprivacy #revoltchat #revolt #discord #anticapitalism #antifascism #fuckdiscord #opensource #FOSS #excessivehashtags

50/50 chance I'm trans

For real

My most pressing question however is how do I get off of my dick stops working.
I really don't want to get an incision, I'd much prefer to just have a perpetually limp dick.
I also probably won't go on hrt, instead I'd probably just take cow ovaries

So how do I cum if I can't get hung?

#trans #transgender #transfem #trans101 #TransHelp #transition #transwoman #transgirl #excessivehashtags