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endersakaendersaka
2026-03-05

This is a friar intent on stalking Hazel wherever she goes and trying to thwart her, though without much success. Unconvinced, he often entertains the villagers with apocalyptic sermons on the streets of the town he passes through. The sermons naturally implicate Hazel and her witchcraft as the primary cause of divine wrath and humanity's downfall.

LeoyCrocheteoleoycrocheteo
2026-03-05

: Something Prowling in Paradise Park, by Kris Bock @dollycas

Something Prowling in Paradise Park: A Kate Tessler Amateur Sleuth Mystery (The Accidental Detective Book) by Kris Bock About Something Prowling in Paradise Park Something Prowling in Paradise Park: A Kate Tessler Amateur Sleuth Mystery (The Accidental Detective Book) Humorous…

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John Griogair Belllibrarian@library.hrmtc.com
2026-03-04
Top ten posts in February 2026 library.hrmtc.com/2026/03/04/t #abundance #Alchemy #AmbroseBierce #ancientPaganism #anthology #aries #austerelyRational #AustinOsmanSpare #behaviors #beliefs #bestPosts #bestTen #brain #ByzantineGreece #Camilla #Cassilda #christianCulture #christianity #civilians #classic #classicStudy #coherent #combined #cosmicFear #cosmology #culturalHistory #culture #DScottApel #daily #deeplyRooted #description #EPrime #earnestlyRomantic #earthEnergies #EasternEurope #EdwardianEngland #EightCircuitsOfTheBrainModel #emergence #esotericSymbols #esotericTraditions #Europe #farming #February2026 #fertility #folkMagic #forestDeities #FrancisYoung #gardening #GeneralSemantics #grimnessOfWar #grimoireTradition #hPLovecraft #habits #hideousPlay #historyOfIdeas #humanThought #humorous #improve #integrate #intellectualInterests #interconnectedNarratives #interpretations #JeremyHush #johnMichaelGreer #Journal #kabbalah #labyrinth #landSpirits #language #library #linguisticConventions #longAfterlife #magic #magicTexts #magicalStudies #magicalTexts #ManlyPHall #massMovement #mesmerizingSeries #middleAges #modernPaganism #monasticLife #monks #moonWork #mystical #mysticalExperiences #nature #natureBased #nonAristotelianLogic #nonEuclideanGeometries #NorthAmerica #notableHeights #occult #occultInterests #orthodoxWorldview #paganism #perception #personalAccount #philipKDick #plantMagic #practical #Practice #practices #preChristianReligion #prevailingView #prosePoems #quantumMechanics #RFaradayNelson #RainerMariaRilke #recurringCharacters #reiki #relativity #religiousInsiders #religiousStudies #remarkableCollection #RenaissanceFlorence #RevivedPaganisms #revolutionaryParis #revolutionized #richDiversity #ritual #robertAntonWilson #robertWChambers #RobinDouglas #STJoshi #ScienceFiction #shamanism #SophiePage #stridentlyNationalistic #struggles #study #summary #summaryOfTheMonth #survive #TaoistPrinciples #TheKingInYellow #thoughtPatterns #thoughts #ToddElliott #topPosts #topTen #traditions #universe #values #viewOfTheWorld #weatherMagic #weirdFiction #westernEsotericism #WesternEurope #world #yourself #ZaneAcord
Hermetic Library Top Best Ten Posts February 2026
Jura Kubajurakuba
2026-03-04

Ready! 🎨
Oil on canvas, 70 x 50 cm

A painting of a brown cow calf with a blue tie standing in the field. Humorous artwork by Jura Kuba Art from Mainz, Germany. 70 x 50 x 2 cm
Book!BlaBlabookblabla
2026-03-03

📚 When the Moon Hits Your Eye by: John Scalzi

The moon has turned into cheese. Now humanity has to deal with it.

For some it's an opportunity. For others it's a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the bi...

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The moon has turned into cheese. Now humanity has to deal with it. For some it's an opportunity. For others it's a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was always just there is now... something absolutely impossible. Astronauts and billionaires, comedians and bank executives, professors and presidents, teenagers and terminal patients at the end of their lives over the length of an entire lunar cycle, each get their moment in the moonlight. To panic, to plan, to wonder and to pray, to laugh and to grieve. All in a kaleidoscopic novel that goes all the places you’d expect, and then to so many places you wouldn’t. It's a wild moonage daydream. Ride this rocket.
Ruben Andre Fagerengruben_fagereng@pixelfed.social
2026-02-28
Some joker put a Joker in the oak-er. Green is the color of madness, and the will to life.



#mask #thejoker #Joker #norway #trondheim #scandinavia #summer #nordic #effigy #comic #humorous #trees #green #greenleaves #leaves #wood #woods #surreal #nature
A horizontal photo of three branches, the leaves behind them making a dense green backdrop. On the trunk of the three that is in the left hand portion of the photo, someone has hanged what seems to be a mask, portraying the character the Joker, from the Batman comics. The mask is facing the right side of the photo.
Book!BlaBlabookblabla
2026-02-27

📚 Starter Villain by: John Scalzi

Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan.

Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with isl...

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Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits. Jake had enemies, and now they're coming after Charlie. His uncle might have been a stand-up, old-fashioned kind of villain, but these are the real thing: rich, soulless predators backed by multinational corporations and venture capital. It's up to Charlie to win the war his uncle started against a league of supervillains. But with unionized dolphins, hyper-intelligent talking spy cats, and a terrifying henchperson at his side, going bad is starting to look pretty good. In a dog-eat-dog world...be a cat. Now a New York Times bestseller! Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Gay CurmudgeonHermitsDaily
2026-02-27

My greatest joy in life is acting. Here, Congressman Clyde Salt pontificates, in The Playhouse at McConnellstown's 2025 production of "The Sensuous Senator."

🔞Anissa🔞erotica@kinkycats.org
2026-02-24

#TimConway #HarveyKorman
#Humorous #Comedy #Skit
#CarolBurnett #Show 🤗 💚

Book!BlaBlabookblabla
2026-02-20

📚 I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home by: Fergus Craig

Carol is delighted to be leaving her tiny prison cell behind to take her place in a luxury retirement home. She's hoping her past as a serial killer won't come to light so she can make a few friends and find some murder-free hobbies. But it's...

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Carol is delighted to be leaving her tiny prison cell behind to take her place in a luxury retirement home. She's hoping her past as a serial killer won't come to light so she can make a few friends and find some murder-free hobbies. But it's not long before a fellow resident who happens to be a former police commissioner drops dead, and Carol's true identity is leaked—making catching up over daily activities of bingo and baking rather awkward. Just her luck, Carol soon realizes that the victim wasn't the only former law enforcement officer at Sheldon Oaks, it's filled to the brim with former cops, barristers, and government representatives, her newfound friends included. And everyone thinks Carol's guilt is a no brainer, but she is ready to prove them dead wrong...without killing anyone, for once. After a decades long stint in prison, former serial killer Carol is looking to kick back and relax in her new retirement home...until a fellow resident drops dead and Carol has to prove she actually didn't do it this time....
Sophia Jane Hayden, Authorsophiajanehayden_author@indieauthors.social
2026-02-16

It's Presidents' Day. The president in my satirical novel BEER POUR is Gavin Ellis Etchison. He proudly wears a baseball cap with his initials. #president #baseballcap #hat #slogans #satire #humor #humorous #funny #politics #politicalhumor #política #politic #HappyPresidentsDay #presidentsday #monday #book #books #booksky #bookstodon

Book!BlaBlabookblabla
2026-02-16

📚 This Book Is Full of Spiders by: Jason Pargin, David Wong

Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.

You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection, the ...

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@bookstodon

Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection, the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. "Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it." –Washington Post Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. SF Signal F
Penance RPGPenanceRPG@dice.camp
2026-02-16

penancerpg.com/shows/i/DT61.mp3

Still in the village beside an eery wasteland, our Grey Wardens are approached by a badly injured hunter asking for help with a wyvern hunting party!

This is our first streamed non-DnD TTRPG campaign, watch on Sunday 2.30pm UK at twitch.tv/penancerpg or catch up on YouTube

#IndieGames #AudioDrama #TableTop #RolePlay #DragonAge #podcast #HomeBrew #ActualPlay #gaming #fantasy #Comedy #indieRPGs #StoryTelling #humorous #TabletopGames #horror #TTRPG #RPG #RPGs

A deep mottled green background with red lava like text in the middle reading 'Dark Tide'. Pale yellow text reads ' Penance RPG Dark Tide 61. The Wyvern Hunter. Exploring an alternative Dragon Age timeline'.
RS, Author, Novelist, Prosaistsfwrtr@eldritch.cafe
2026-02-13

I got two free bottles of mackerel today. A packer apparently dropped one of three and dented the lid, cracking the vacuum seal but sent them anyway. I had to go through a chatbot but Amazon refunded the whole package even though it wasn't returnable. Sad to see and smell a broken bottle of yummy fish, but them's the BREAKS.

#funny #humor #humorous

RS, Author, Novelist, Prosaistsfwrtr@eldritch.cafe
2026-02-11

Yeah. #AI is going to take over the world. 😆

#BoostingIsSharing with #AltText

#Funny #Humorous #Humor #Siri

Siri is asked to Divide 365 by 12. Instead she creates a reminder.
Book!BlaBlabookblabla
2026-02-10

📚 I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 by: Robert Brockway

To bright and anxious eight-year-old Kay Washington, the worst thing in the world is being alone with the quiet. That's why Eddie Video makes the perfect imaginary friend: He's smart, he's loud, he loves pulling pranks, and he's always there...

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To bright and anxious eight-year-old Kay Washington, the worst thing in the world is being alone with the quiet. That's why Eddie Video makes the perfect imaginary friend: He's smart, he's loud, he loves pulling pranks, and he's always there to chase away the silence. To mid-forties, down-on-his-luck Ivan, the worst thing in the world happened when he lost his imaginary friend. Now cursed with the ability to see everyone else's, Ivan makes a living by killing the imaginary friends of adults who couldn't let go. But when one of Eddie Video's 'pranks' goes too far, Ivan agrees to make an exception and help Kay. Only Ivan will soon learn that Eddie Video is nothing like the talking ostriches, star bears, and goblin princesses he's encountered in the past, and it’s going to take a lot more than clumsy haymakers and steak knives to bring him down. A balance of comedy and catharsis, this dual-narrative tackles both the fear of growing up and the scars our childhood leaves behind.
Book!BlaBlabookblabla
2026-02-06

📚 Is This a Cry for Help? by: Emily Austin

Darcy's life turned out better than she could have ever imagined. She is a librarian at the local branch, while her wife Joy runs a book binding service. Between the two of them, there is no more room on their shelves with their ample book collections, various knickknacks and bobbles...

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@bookstodon

Darcy's life turned out better than she could have ever imagined. She is a librarian at the local branch, while her wife Joy runs a book binding service. Between the two of them, there is no more room on their shelves with their ample book collections, various knickknacks and bobbles, and dried bouquets. Rounding out their ideal life is two cats and a sun-soaked house by the lake. But when Darcy receives the news that her ex-boyfriend, Ben, has passed away, she spirals into a pit of guilt and regret, resulting in a mental breakdown and medical leave from the library. When she returns to work, she is met by unrest in her community and protests surrounding intellectual freedom, resulting in a call for book bans and a second look at the branch’s upcoming DEI programs. Through the support of her community, colleagues, and the personal growth that results from examining her previous relationships, Darcy comes into her own agency and the truest version of herself. Is This a Cry for Help? not only offers a moving portrait of queer life after coming of age but also powerfully explores questions about sexuality, community, and the importance of libraries. Emily Austin, the bestselling queen of darkly quirky, endearingly flawed heroines (Sarah Haywood, author of The Cactus), returns with a luminous new novel following a librarian who comes back to work after a mental breakdown only to confront book-banning crusaders in an empowering story of grief, love, and the power of lib
Mark Tisdale Art 🏳️‍🌈MarkOnArt@mindly.social
2026-02-02

It may not be Caturday but if anyone is searching for their motivation today maybe this will help you?
😻☕💜

See this and more in my Threadless Shop:

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#Art #DigitalArt #Cat #CatsofMastodon #Tshirt #shirt #Humorous #Coffee #MarkOnArt #Cats

A black t-shirt with artwork on it showing a large orange cat sitting happily next to a steaming cup of coffee. There's a pink and white starburst behind the cat. beneath the cat is the statement Cats Plus Coffee Equals My Motivation.
Penance RPGPenanceRPG@dice.camp
2026-02-01

penancerpg.com/shows/m/DT60.mp3

Coming upon a new entertainment in town, Raith is quickly spirited away as a mage would 'be interesting to Felipe'. What they can overhear on the way is deeply concerning...

This is our first streamed non-DnD TTRPG campaign, watch on Sunday 2.30pm UK at twitch.tv/penancerpg or

#IndieGames #AudioDrama #TableTop #RolePlay #DragonAge #podcast #HomeBrew #ActualPlay #gaming #fantasy #Comedy #indieRPGs #StoryTelling #humorous #TabletopGames #horror #TTRPG #RPG #RPGs

A deep mottled green background with red lava like text in the middle reading 'Dark Tide'. Pale yellow text reads ' Penance RPG Dark Tide 60. The Loud and Tranquil. Exploring an alternative Dragon Age timeline'.
Colorado Authors LeagueColoradoAuthors@romancelandia.club
2026-01-27

The collection of essays in Dear Navel Diary, Are You Listening? by Diann Logan ranges from a humorous take on becoming set in one's ways to a poignant apology for thoughtless past behaviors.
"A thoroughly enjoyable, quick read"
#humorous #essay #books
amazon.com/Dear-Navel-Diary-Li

book cover. a blank, white-faced woman's profile with multi-colored hair flying behind, wearing headphones.

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