#Humorous

2025-05-20

I don't know if it would work for "every" woman... But it would work for me 😊

2025-05-19

The person in me laughs. The therapist in me reminds you that "psychopath" is not an official diagnosis and the "research" that spawned the term was deeply flawed.

2025-05-19
2025-05-19

My RBF is like Batman, it never rests, it is always vigilant. 🤣

#funny

2025-05-18

It just feels like that some days doesn't it?

#meme

2025-05-15

Your friendly reminder to those who need it, take your meds and drink some water. And don't forget your anti-cistimines.

2025-05-15

It would almost be funny how much they enjoy being confidently and loudly wrong if it weren't for the damage they are inflicting on decent people. Won't somebody think of the kids??? Lmao

2025-05-14

Lmao she could have stayed a beloved author with her money and awards in her moldy castle but she just can't help but spew ignorant bile, really should see a mental health provider honestly...

#funny

RS, Author, Novelist, Prosaistsfwrtr@eldritch.cafe
2025-05-13

Why do they call it "mosquito repellent?" Obviously the correct name for it would be "mosquito targeting." Whatever place you don't spray gets bitten.

#BoostingIsSharing

#humor #Funny #Humorous

JADe (he, him)JorgeAD@mastodon.cr
2025-05-10

ENG: "Not a smartphone or camera in sight, just people enjoying the moment"

ESP: "Ni un solo móvil ni una cámara, solo gente disfrutando el momento"

#memercredi #viernesdememes #HumourNoir #funny #humor #humorous #antitech #antitechbro

Illustration from ancient codex. A high priest extract a beating heart from a prisonier and offersbit to the sun.
2025-05-05

And we will KEEP saying NO until the bigots and the fascists learn the meaning of the word, and just like every other right at every other point in history, I fear it will be earned with blood.

2025-05-04

It's rather odd how much he hates trans people considering how many gender affirming treatments he's had... "Rules for thee, not for me." - Republican motto.

2025-05-04

The leather worker in me could appreciate the opportunity

2025-05-03

If you know, you know.

2025-05-03

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