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2026-01-08

📚 Automatic Noodle by: Annalee Newitz

You don’t have to eat food to know the way to a city’s heart is through its stomach. So when a group of deactivated robots come back online in an abandoned ghost kitchen, they decide to make their own way doing what they know: making food—the tastiest hand-pulled noodles around—for the humans of San Fra...

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You don’t have to eat food to know the way to a city’s heart is through its stomach. So when a group of deactivated robots come back online in an abandoned ghost kitchen, they decide to make their own way doing what they know: making food—the tastiest hand-pulled noodles around—for the humans of San Francisco, who are recovering from a devastating war. But when their robot-run business starts causing a stir, a targeted wave of one-star reviews threatens to boil over into a crisis. To keep their doors open, they’ll have to call on their customers, their community, and each other—and find a way to survive and thrive in a world that wasn’t built for them. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied. A cozy near-future novella about a crew of leftover robots opening their very own noodle shop, from acclaimed sci-fi author Annalee Newitz. An instant USA Today and indie bestseller! Indie Next pick | Library Reads pick | Most Anticipated at Electric Lit, Ms. Magazine, Gizmodo, Autostraddle, Book Riot, IGN, New Scientist, Reactor, and more
Once Upon A CrocodileOUACezine
2026-01-01

"The woman glanced around the room. “This place looks just like I remember it.”

“Chicken Lady, you gotta go. Leave now, and I’ll just assume you’re a hallucination and forget all about you.'"

Check out Keith Vile's funny story "Dinosaurs Have Laser Guns" in issue 18!

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Jura Kubajurakuba
2025-12-22

Meerkat @ Home
on , 60 x 50 cm
www.jurakuba.com

A painting of a meerkat resting at home on a blue couch. Humorous animal art by Jura Kuba (Jurate Daniel). Oil on stretched canvas, 60 x 50 cm.
Book!BlaBlabookblabla
2025-12-21

📚 We Could Be Rats by: Emily Austin

Sigrid hates working at the Dollar Pal but having always resisted the idea of growing up into the trappings of adulthood, she did not graduate high school, preferring to roam the streets of her small town with her best friend Greta, the only person in the world who ever understood her. Her...

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Sigrid hates working at the Dollar Pal but having always resisted the idea of growing up into the trappings of adulthood, she did not graduate high school, preferring to roam the streets of her small town with her best friend Greta, the only person in the world who ever understood her. Her older sister Margit is baffled and frustrated by Sigrid’s inability to conform to the expectations of polite society. But Sigrid's detachment veils a deeper turmoil and sensitivity. She's haunted by the pains of her past from pretending her parents were swamp monsters when they shook the floorboards with their violent arguments to grappling with losing Greta's friendship to the opioid epidemic ravaging their town. As Margit sets out to understand Sigrid and the secrets she has hidden, both sisters, in their own time and way, discover that reigniting their shared childhood imagination is the only way forward. A must read (Haley Jakobson, New York Times Editor's Choice author), We Could Be Rats is an unforgettable story of two sisters finding their way back to each other, and a celebration of that transcendent, unshakable bond. A one-sitting-read (Laurie Frankel, New York Times bestselling author) about two very different sisters, and a love letter to childhood, growing up, and the power of imagination from the bestselling author of Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead and Interesting Facts About Space.
Jura Kubajurakuba
2025-12-19

Milky Way
on 60 x 50 cm
www.jurakuba.com



My oil painting of a young cute cow standing in the kitchen near a retro coffee maker 'Milky Way' with a cup of black coffee. Animals in human situations painted by Jura Kuba Art (Jurate Daniel) for sale. Oil on stretched canvas. Dimensions: 60 x 50 cm, the depth: 2 cm. Sides are painting. Ready to hang.
Book!BlaBlabookblabla
2025-12-16

📚 Snap by: Susin Nielsen

Frances Partridge, fifty-five, is a beloved children’s author. Geraint Blevins, forty-one, is an auto mechanic and devoted family man. Parker Poplawski, twenty-three, is just starting her career as a wardrobe assistant on a hit TV show. What do these people have in common?

Nothing, that’s what. Until...

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Frances Partridge, fifty-five, is a beloved children’s author. Geraint Blevins, forty-one, is an auto mechanic and devoted family man. Parker Poplawski, twenty-three, is just starting her career as a wardrobe assistant on a hit TV show. What do these people have in common? Nothing, that’s what. Until each of them reaches a breaking point and snaps in spectacular fashion. They meet in a court-mandated anger management class: three very different people, forced to spend a lot of time together, who slowly end up bonding and helping one another in unexpected ways, whether it’s to move on or to exact revenge. Lighthearted, timely, and funny, Snap is Nielsen at the top of her storytelling game, delivering flawed but relatable characters whose heartaches, foibles, and choices will make you cringe as you laugh out loud. A laugh-out-loud novel about the consequences of being pushed to the edge—and plummeting right over it
Penance RPGPenanceRPG@dice.camp
2025-12-14

penancerpg.com/shows/m/DT58.mp3

Our Grey Wardens wait anxiously for a group of elves, some who are very unhappy with the Dalish Ruth travelling with magical Raith...

This is our first streamed non-DnD TTRPG campaign, watch on Sunday 2.30pm UK at twitch.tv/penancerpg or catch up on YouTube

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Book!BlaBlabookblabla
2025-12-12

📚 Fundamentally by: Nussaibah Younis

When Nadia Amin, a witty and bighearted PhD, publishes an article on deradicalization, everything changes. The United Nations comes calling with an opportunity to put her theory into practice and lead a rehabilitation program for women caught in the crosshairs of harmful ideology. And why n...

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When Nadia Amin, a witty and bighearted PhD, publishes an article on deradicalization, everything changes. The United Nations comes calling with an opportunity to put her theory into practice and lead a rehabilitation program for women caught in the crosshairs of harmful ideology. And why not? Abandoned by her mother and devastated by unrequited love, she leaps at the chance. In Iraq, Nadia quickly realizes she’s in over her head. The UN is a mess of competing interests, and her team consists of Goody Two-shoes Sherri who never passes up an opportunity to remind Nadia of her objections; and Pierre, a snippy Frenchman who has no qualms about perpetually scrolling through Grindr. But then Nadia meets Sara, a hilarious, foul-mouthed East Londoner who was pulled into radicalism at just fifteen. The two are kindred spirits, and Nadia vows to get Sara home. As the rehabilitation program picks up traction, Sara reveals a secret that upends everything, forcing Nadia to make a drastic choice. In the fallout, Nadia’s brown-savior fantasies crumble, leaving her to wonder if she can save someone who doesn’t want to be saved. A fierce, wildly funny, and razor-sharp exploration of radicalism, family, and the quest for belonging, Fundamentally boldly inspects one of the defining controversies of our age and introduces a fearless new voice in contemporary fiction. A wickedly funny and audacious debut novel following an academic who flees from heartbreak and lands in Iraq wi
Sophia Jane Hayden, Authorsophiajanehayden_author@indieauthors.social
2025-12-12

If anyone wants to check out my fiction, all of my ebooks, Flicka's LOVERS, The Fifth Seduction, BEER POUR, and the Appalachia crime drama I wrote under NJ Edwards in '23, are all free during this BIG smashwords.com end-of-year sale. FREE! #sale #free #ebook #ebooks #mastodon #books #book #bookstodon #booksky #friday #fiction #novels #words #december #deals #stockingstuffers #writersCoffeeClub #writingCommunity #smashwords #scribesAndMakers #literature #library #funny #humorous #author #satire

All of my ebooks are FREE at smashwords.com thru the end of the year! Flicka's LOVERS, The Fifth Seduction, BEER POUR, and even my first paperback that I authored under the pen name NJ EDWARDS back in '23, GOOD OL' BOY, are all FREE for this limited sale.
Wolfgang PalloksSchreibWolf
2025-12-09


WEINGEIST / WINE SPIRIT
English translation in ALT!

Und gerade fĂŒr heute Abend hatte der Winzer GĂ€ste eingeladen. / And the winemaker had guests invited for tonight of all nights. Das Bild zeigt einen Winzer, der sich vor Verzweiflung die Haare rauft, wĂ€hrend sich ein roter Weingeist aus dem Rotwein eines Glases emporstreckt. Die Szene spielt im Kellergewölbe eines Weingutes. Die Auslage des Tisches lĂ€sst vermuten, dass er GĂ€ste eingeladen hat. / The image shows a winemaker tearing his hair out in despair, while a red wine spirit rises from the red wine in a glass. The scene takes place in the vaulted cellar of a winery. The arrangement on the table suggests that he has invited guests.
Jura Kubajurakuba
2025-12-09

Rose Mary, The Cow
on , 100 x 80 cm
www.jurakuba.com

A painting of brown cow Rose Mary laying on the couch. A rosemarin plant and Sunday Report newspaper are placed on the table in front of the resting calf. Humorous animal art by Jura Kuba (Jurate Daniel). Oil on stretched canvas, 100 x 80 cm.
Jura Kubajurakuba
2025-12-08

Zebra & Chess
on , 60 x 50 cm
www.jurakuba.com

A painting of a zebra laying on the sofa in fron of a chess table with two figures of knights. Humorous animal art by Jura Kuba (Jurate Daniel). Oil on stretched canvas, 60 x 50 cm. Creative art from Germany.
Jura Kubajurakuba
2025-12-07

Rosine, The Cow 😊
on , 60 x 50 cm
www.jurakuba.com

A painting of a young Holstein-Friesian cow standing in the wild flowers meadow and staring out of the turqouise frame. Humorous animal painting by Jura Kuba Art (Jurate Daniel) for sale. Oil on stretched canvas, 60 x 50 cm, sides are paited, ready to hang.
Katherine Pickett, EditorKPED@urbanists.social
2025-12-05

Download a free original short story by Katherine Pickett, author of the new novel Debra Lee Won't Break, when you sign up for the Hop On Newsletter!

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Close up of a middle-aged white woman with her mouth open in a laughing smile. A crowd is visible in the background
Jura Kubajurakuba
2025-12-02

Stork Over The Vineyards At The Rhine, Germany
on , 80 x 60 cm

Stork In The Cable Car Over The Veinyards At The Rhine, Germany by Jura Kuba Art (Jurate Daniel). Original surrealistic painting on canvas for sale, 70 x 60 cm. Sides are painted. Ready to hang.
Lisa S Baker Art (Back Up)LisaSBaker@mastodon.world
2025-12-02

Woolly Joe: 1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featu

#woolly #Woollymammoth #fantasy #extinct #fun #coffee #pastries #bakery #cafe #hotbeverage #tea #java #mocha #art #arte #artwork #wallart #homedecor #artforhome #artforsale #buyintoart #artprints #canvasprints #mastoart #fediart #fediverse #fedigiftshop #giftideas #funart #mixedmedia #humor #humorous #Tuesday #playful #whimsical #surrealism

A woolly mammoth is depicted sitting at a table enjoying a cup of coffee and a plate of pastries. The friendly expression and whimsical scene create a playful and surreal atmosphere. Art by Lisa S Baker.
N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-02

In a quest that'd make Sisyphus roll his eyes, Codex, Opus, and Gemini take on the Herculean task of reinventing the wheel, or in this case, Counter-Strike 🎼🔄. Spoiler: their "masterpieces" are best enjoyed on a screen the size of a billboard, because you'll need all the pixels to soak in that epic failure 😂.
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Book!BlaBlabookblabla
2025-12-01

📚 My Friends by: Fredrik Backman

Most people don’t even notice them—three tiny figures sitting at the end of a long pier in the corner of one of the most famous paintings in the world. Most people think it’s just a depiction of the sea. But Louisa, an aspiring artist herself, knows otherwise, and she is determined to fi...

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Most people don’t even notice them—three tiny figures sitting at the end of a long pier in the corner of one of the most famous paintings in the world. Most people think it’s just a depiction of the sea. But Louisa, an aspiring artist herself, knows otherwise, and she is determined to find out the story of these three enigmatic figures. Twenty-five years earlier, in a distant seaside town, a group of teenagers find refuge from their bruising home lives by spending long summer days on an abandoned pier, telling silly jokes, sharing secrets, and committing small acts of rebellion. These lost souls find in each other a reason to get up each morning, a reason to dream, a reason to love. Out of that summer emerges a transcendent work of art, a painting that will unexpectedly be placed into eighteen-year-old Louisa’s care. She embarks on a surprise-filled cross-country journey to learn how the painting came to be and to decide what to do with it. The closer she gets to the painting’s birthplace, the more nervous she becomes about what she’ll find. Louisa is proof that happy endings don’t always take the form we expect in this stunning testament to the transformative, timeless power of friendship and art. INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A Most Anticipated Book of 2025: Goodreads. #1 New York Times bestselling author Fredrik Backman returns with an unforgettably funny, deeply moving tale of four teenagers whose friendship creates a bond so powerful that
Penance RPGPenanceRPG@dice.camp
2025-11-30

penancerpg.com/shows/m/DT57.mp3

Heading through trees now seems very ominous to our party of Grey Wardens, and assorted other members. Drag marks and blood means they can’t really avoid investigating


This is our first streamed non-DnD TTRPG campaign, watch on Sunday 2.30pm UK at twitch.tv/penancerpg or catch up on YouTube

#IndieGames #AudioDrama #TableTop #RolePlay #DragonAge #podcast # #HomeBrew #ActualPlay #gaming #fantasy #Comedy #indieRPGs #StoryTelling #humorous #horror #TTRPG #RPG

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2025-11-30

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