In this week's adventures in weariness, I give you: the penis consultation.

Gent is dragged into pharmacy by wife who is worried about his weeping penis rash. I would be too, but he is positively jovial for some reason I do not care to get into.

Wide area on top of scrotum, not penis, looks more like a burn. Questioning reveals has been nude sunbathing but didn't apply sunscreen to nads after 'what happened last time'. In NEW ZEALAND. You know, the place where you need SPF50 to walk to your mailbox.

Anyway. Advice (free), on to the next patient. I start to search the shelves for their script. A colleague asks what I'm looking for. And what does my mouth say?

Penis.

#pharmacy #tired #sunburn #NoImageOnlyDescription

shout out to the $4 #rashies I picked up before this journey. my walkventure yesterday did not result in a #sunburn. #cookislands #island #pacific #ocean #rashGuard

Tanning Beds Risk Skin Cancer. Spending time under tanning UV lights triples your risk of cooking up a deadly skin cancer. #tanning #melanoma #sunburn
https://www.instagram.com/p/DSlHweeF4LV/

Brits' 30 most cringeworthy holiday disasters from sunburn to missing flights

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/news/brits-30-most-cringeworthy-holiday-36404169

@Satori @enby_of_the_apocalypse

We get used to things like "A mix of sun and cloud. High minus 23."

Thankfully, the GC weather page is also telling me tomorrow will be "... Risk of frostbite. UV index 1 or low."

#sunburn #UV #ultraviolet #ThanksThatWasHelpful #ThatWasHelpful #helpful

Aloe Vera helps with sunburn #aloevera #sunburn #aloeveragel #dermatology ... Continue to: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1127573892788080/

When I say I am "painfully White", this is what I mean 😂
#summer #sunburn

Diễn viên Việt Hương bật khóc trong show thiện nguyện “Điều ước của mẹ” vì chứng kiến hoàn cảnh thương tâm. Cô cũng bị cháy nắng ở mặt và da đầu lột sau nhiều giờ quay dưới nắng gắt. #ViệtHương #VietnameseActress #CharityShow #ĐiềuƯớcCủaMẹ #Sunburn #DaĐầuLột #VănHóaGiảiTrí #VietnamNews

https://vietnamnet.vn/ly-do-khien-viet-huong-bat-khoc-bi-chay-nang-lot-da-dau-2459058.html

Delightful visit from Chloe Michelle Howarth, signing copies of her novels Sunburn and Heap Earth Upon It, published by Verve.

#books #livres #Edinburgh #Edimbourg #ChloeMichelleHowarth #HeapEArthUponIt #Sunburn #Novels #Romans #Author #Auteur #bookshops #librairies #bookstodon #IndependentBookshops #VerveBooks

Sunset over the sea with clouds.

#art #plusplus #beautiful #hardwork #inspiration #sunburn #tanlines #fluffy #dazzling #dontlookdirectlyintothesun

Beaches in Goa, India are another level. So many beaches you can’t keep count. Events and parties to go too and festivals Rent a scooter and explore.
#Goa #Beaches #Travel #Wanderlust #Sunset #Paradise #ScooterLife #Festival #Adventure #Tropical #Vibes #BeachLife #Party #Explore #Escape #Chill #Coastal #Ocean #Sea #India #Backpacking #Nomad #IslandVibes #Sunshine #Travelgram #Waves #Freedom #Festive #Sunkissed #Hippie #Boho #BeachBum #Seaside #Sand #Sunburn #Travelgoals #LocalLife #HiddenGems

"Sunburn"🌞🔥 #sun #sunburn #sketch #iilustration #copenhagenposter

I'm not good at sunblock

https://www.tiktok.com/@steve5043/video/7523181650537139487

#sunburn #sunburncheck

I'm not good at sunblock
https://www.tiktok.com/@steve5043/video/7523181650537139487
#sunburn #sunburncheck

#sunscreen #SPF #sunburn #health

https://www.fodmapeveryday.com/top-10-sunscreen-mistakes-that-could-be-harming-your-skin/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

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Good evening, it's been a long day, fighting black flies and roasted by the sun. I had a sleeveless shirt on, shoulders took a hit. It's gonna sting tomorrow. #Sunburn

Today I am in the molting phase of my sunburn from Hawai'i. Just sitting over here shedding like a snake. It's only on my shoulders and upper arms, so I have peely pauldrons. (They're terribly chic. In a few months everyone in the northern hemisphere will be sporting them.)

#ouch #sunburn

Brighton Beach doing its best to promote Coney Island, it seems. Also NYC Parks has a sign saying it’s also Neil Sedaka way, so it’s all up for discussion.
#antique #street #sign #BrightonBeach #ConeyIsland #Avenue #Manhattan #NYC #Brooklyn #borough #Brighton #beach #selfie #no #Coney #island #today #express #train #from #TimesSquare #NewYorkCity #public #parks #ocean #sand #toes #see #gulls #seagulls #kite #trying #cute #pooches #towel #bikini #sunburn #aloe #vera #sun #shade #boardwalk

These beach boardwalk selfies make it look like the boardwalk was empty, but it wasn’t. There were cyclists & strollers & pooches & park staff, & cops telling that guy at the next bench to turn off his music (he cursed them out to me under his breath as he passed)… So, plenty of good people watching. Coney Island definitely has more open shops than here, I admit.
#Brighton #Beach #Brooklyn #day #trip #Manhattan #TimesSquare #express #train #Coney #Island #kite #trying #sea #glass #sunburn #aloe

The first #sunburn of this year...