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BONUS #JOKE :
I got kicked out of the coffee club, because I wore a tea shirt.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Coffee #Tea #ColdWeather #SnowDay #Caffeine #IcedTea #IcedCoffee #DadPuns #DadPun

Jan. 12, 2024 Comic by Mark Parisi.

Two people are standing at a bus stop, wearing lots of winter clothing: coats, mittens, hats, and scarves (covering their faces). One woman is holding a cup. The other person asks her, "Is that an iced coffee?" To which she replies, "It is now."

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #History #Landmarks #HistoricLandmarks #DadPuns #HistoricHomes #LandmarkBuildings #Pun #Dentistry #Dentists #VictorianHomes

Photograph of a large old-style two-story home with a third-level attic window and a large wrap-around porch. Meme text reads,

"This is the New London, Connecticut home of Washington Sheffield, who invented modern toothpaste in the 1870s.

Sadly, there is no plaque on it."

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #Picard #PicardRikerMeme #DadPuns #DadPun

The classic Star Trek "Picard-Riker" meme, with Picard and Riker seated next to one another in both vertically stacked panels of the meme, and Picard looking Stoic throughout. The top half Will Riker is looking up and forward, and in the bottom half he is putting his face in his hand and facepalming.

The top has Picard saying, "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?"

Riker answers "No, Captain. What's the difference?"

In the bottom panel, Picard replies, "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, [comma] literally."

Riker facepalms at this.

"The Paris Olympians are... in Seine."

#Olympics #Olympics2014 #Swimming #Olympians #SeineRiver #DadPuns #Puns

@Alistor So you’re saying there’s loafing around, and then there’s loafing around... #dadpuns

Eery shot this mooning!
#dadpuns #happysunday

Maybe you wanted to try a #Flush but wondered if the hardcover was worth the plunge? Fear not! The “taboo breaker” and “surprisingly funny tour” of our humble #2 is now available everywhere in paperback! (through Grand Central Publishing)

#author #books #bookstodon #poop #science #sanitation #compost #personalhealth #medicine #energy #conservation #scicomm #dadpuns

https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bryn-nelson-phd/flush/9781538720011/?lens=grand-central-publishing

Image of the book, Flush, with a colorful spiral design and the words, Now in Paperback.

@NicoleTheLizard@queer.af That’s what makes them so cool.

#dadpuns

Hello! I've been on Mastodon for a bit, so I'm overdue for an #introduction. I'm a programmer with interest in a million other things. Love to talk about #webdevelopment, #filmmaking, playing #bass or #drums, #astronomy, #running, #onewheeling, #pkm, #therapy, #dogs, or #dadpuns ? Let's connect!